Monday, March 30, 2009

Sick of People

I am so sick of people. Actually its not the people I am sick of but more likely how people can BE.

No one seems to care about my opinion. Ever, maybe they are just caught up in their own little world and because Im short they find myself not as important as others. No one ever technically listens to me.

During play practice yesterday we all got split up into acts 3,4,and 5 of Hamlet. Me, thinking I would possibly get Ophelia's crazy scene because heck, I'm crazy and I like crazy people. But no. I realized that my life really sucks. I am never Ophelia.I am never Gertrude. I am Laertes, soldier number 3 and Rosencrantz. . Needless to say I'm kind of sad. I'm sad just writing this.

I know that in the life of theatre you cant always get the roles you so desire but this is ridiculous. I was in this play LONG before everyone else and even went to all the stupid breathing exercise workshops and since day one I stated that I wished and hoped and dreamed of being Ophelia. I get her brain yo! But because older children (out of college) are older I get stuck being soldier number 3. 

I also found out today that I am apparently not funny. I had all subs today in school and in choir class I got really bored so me and two of my friends played hangman(my idea.) The whole class then joined in (atleast those who weren't at the band festival with my teacher) and one jerk of a kid wrote on the bored THE SUB IS A JOKE (as the sub was watching). After that it was my turn so I wrote that the kid who wrote that was also a joke and nobody found that funny, because really, why would they? I'm defending the sub! Then another boy writes on the board in hangman formation that I am emo which is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. I wouldn't even know how to be emo if I tried! 

This morning I also slammed my hand in the car door so now my hand is all bruised! I can barely type right now and I should probably get off before typing something I regret. I'm signing off, bye bye!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Not Acceptable Behavior!

One of the top 100 rules about humans: People are stupid and will do unexpected things.

I finally realized for the first time ever an important acting tip today: there are good directors and bad directors. And if you must say no then sometimes its for the best. 

Last night when me and my friend went up to Hamlet play practice we were acting out a scene where Hamlet gets mad at Gertrude. I got paired up with a very nice guy with and at the end I got paired up with my friends partner. I already have problems with him considering he singles me out every play practice asking if I can go to freaking matinee shows or not. Um, maybe if you stopped singling me out infront of everyone and being such a jerk and let me talk I would have an answer for you! 

So getting on with my story. I am paired up with this assitant director jerk and he comes over to me and tells me that he wants to abuse me and throw me around on stage. Okay, sure,whatever. I'm cool with that.

 Well what he didn't tell me was that he was going to throw me on top of the dead guys body and move my leg up and down to make suggestive scenes. THAT creeped me out A LOT! Like, no. Not acceptable behavior. I felt dirty. Not only that but my friend got punched in the nose. 

Needless to say I am not enjoying this play at all. We get our lines on Monday. Hopefully it will be for the best!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

School! I Am So Sick of You!

Like the title says I have HAD it with my school. I swear every time I walk through the doors I seem to get stupider and stupider

Yesterday for example, some kid calls the teacher a b**ch and she didn't even care. How rude can you get? If I was the teacher I wouldn't care about my career anymore I would just slap the kid. Then another kid was counting the kids in the hallway for some reason. I was number eight. I was just thinking "do you really believe you are going to succeed in doing this?" Yeah my school is small but its just lame to count students in the hallway for no possible purpose!
I can not wait until I graduate, only 2 months and 7 days left.
The only good thing about yesterday was that I watched The Mysterious Ticking Noise of the Potter Puppet Pals on youtube. I have never seen an episode of the show and my friend recommended it to me so I watched it and it was hilarious! Its a pipe bomb...YAY!

What is that Mysterious Ticking Noise? Pictures, Images and Photos The mysterious ticking noise Pictures, Images and Photos

Monday, March 16, 2009


So on Sunday the stupid kid who lives next door to me who is my age and all of his little druggie friends found it a WISE idea to break my trampoline. These kids haven't liked me since 6th grade considering my best friend used to have a crush on my neighbor and he found out about it and yeah a whole bunch of lame drama.

I usually go with my dad on Sundays because its the only time I ever get to see him and when I came home my mom points out in the yard and goes "Why is our trampoline down?" It was flipped over and a whole bunch of the parts were sprawled all over. Luckily my step dad was able to fix it, his exact words and I quote, "Im quite disappointed with these kids considering if they are going to break something they should have broke it right."

Then today the lame kids were all like YEAH WE KNOCKED OVER HER TRAMPOLINE WHOO!! I told them if they come in my yard again they are going to be arrested because I would be calling the cops about vandalism (they are all 18. All of them can go to jail and I wouldnt have any second thoughts about it.)

But for some brighter, happier, news, yesterday when I had play practice the director/assistant director and everyone told me the perfect job for me would be to be an anime voice actor (one of my dream jobs!)
trampoline Pictures, Images and Photos

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Funny Hamlet!

I read this on a website and found it most hilarious! This is the shortened version of Hamlet:

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet's father is now a zombie.
- - - -
The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
- - - -
Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
- - - -
Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.
The queen is worried about Ophelia.
Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.
Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.
- - - -
The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.
The queen likes wine!
The king likes ... oh crap.
The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.
Horatio says well that was tragic.
Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.
Denmark is now Norwegian.

Now enjoy the musical version:

Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Do not forget. STAY OUT OF DEBT!