tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4351575806888367212024-03-13T05:09:29.008-07:00☆My Blog ☆☆My Blog ☆JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.comBlogger247125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-24425577003000901212015-02-10T22:05:00.000-08:002016-05-26T22:12:05.667-07:00Parade in Concert<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;">Or as an alternate title:</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;">Why Is Life So Unfair To Me?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Just learned about an hour ago that this guy who I used to go to high school with is going to be in a Broadway show for one night in the chorus. He get's to go to the Lincoln Center to perform Parade. Now this wouldn't piss me off so much if it wasn't this punk ass bastard. This guy used to make fun of me for being in drama class. When I was one of the only two people in my school who was in Hamlet he told me that I was was probably the only one who auditioned because Shakespeare sucks and they were probably lacking female talent. He was also on my soccer team and started screaming at me one day </span>in front<span style="font-family: inherit;"> of our entire team, the opposing team, and soccer watchers because I didn't do the cool down because I had rehearsal and "</span>rehearsal is stupid and<span style="font-family: inherit;"> isn't as important as soccer" and "You must hate your team and everyone here if you really leave them at the very end of a difficult game to go to play practice." Oh and fyi, running at an extremely fast pace back and forth across the field after we lost a game should not have been called a cool down, it should be called mega stupid.</span></span><br /><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">He also made it pretty clear that he hated choir considering he only joined the class to get an "easy A." And to quote him about the "drama nerds" (his words, not mine); "Theatre is stupid because none of it is real." </span></span><br /><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">So yes, I can totally see why this jerk get's to be on Broadway. Oh! And it gets even better! Come to find out, he has only been in theatre for <b><u>a </u></b></span><b style="font-family: inherit;"><u>year </u></b><span style="font-family: inherit;">at Southwestern Michigan University! Because as the old saying goes, when you do theatre for only a year you usually get to end up on Broadway! AAAAHHH! I AM SO FURIOUS RIGHT NOW! Like, you can join theatre whether you're 12 or 212, theatre has no age limit. But when you get to perform on Broadway after only a year of being on stage that just doesn't seem right to me and makes me incredibly sad. And then it makes me enraged. Yes, you can be fantastic after only two days of </span>stage work<span style="font-family: inherit;">, but for those of us who have been performing since they were 3 years of age, it's a kick in the stomach to watch people like this get the lead in a show or go to Broadway. Yes, I will admit to being jealous. I will also admit to having a mental breakdown and crying for a few hours after the news that this undeserving miscreant get's to be singing one of the most powerful musicals in NYC while I sit here in nowheresville Michigan trying to book any role for any play/musical that I can. And lately I have struck out because my life sucks and luck is never on my side.</span></span><br /><span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Plus this was at the LINCOLN CENTER. You know what else has just recently played at the Lincoln Center? Sweeney Todd. And you know who was in this version of Parade? Jeremy Jordan (loved him on SMASH. And in Newsies. And on the Bonnie&Clyde album.) Laura Benanti (I follow her on twitter and she's kind of the coolest. Plus she's a fantastic actress.) Katie Rose Clarke (I came THIS close to seeing her as Glinda in Wicked!) and Ramin Karimloo <span style="font-family: inherit;">(He's the most awesome person ever. If you don't like this guy then you have brain issues which need solving.) </span></span><span style="font-family: inherit;"> And after finding out who was cast and where this was to be performed I asked myself; Why am I not dead yet? </span></span></span><br />
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JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-39491921767123395222015-01-19T00:06:00.001-08:002016-06-19T14:16:19.793-07:00Origa<span style="font-family: inherit;">As probably very few of you may have heard, a wonderful woman and Russian singer (whose birth name was <span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 18.4799995422363px;">Olga Vital'evna Yakovleva but better known to the public by the name of Origa) has passed away after battling lung cancer at the age of 44. That sucks and I really hope she is finding happiness in the afterlife, she deserves it. I am really sad to hear about her passing.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 18.4799995422363px;">I feel like I needed to get that out there because a lot of you may have never heard of her and let me just tell you that she was an amazing singer. If you've ever watched the anime series called </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"> then you've probably heard her music as she sang both the first and second seasons theme song. Also, if you've never seen the series I recommend giving it a watch as well. Origa was actually the reason I started watching the series. This was the only show I've ever started watching because I thought the intro song was great. Lol. </span><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">I honestly just thought her voice was amazingly beautiful. I swear I downloaded </span><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">at least</span><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"> 20 of her songs and put the on my ipod the same day I heard "Rise." And I will continue to stand by and say that it was the best musical decision I have ever made. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">Sadly I never had a chance to see her perform live, but I do want to thank her for the wonderful music. I have never and probably never will hear anything like it ever again. </span></span><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">Phenomenally</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"> fantastic talent Origa was. =)</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;">But Origa also had a lot of great songs outside of the anime/Final Fantasy world as well. Granted, you probably won't be able to buy her cds for under $50 or so here in the U.S. but if you are interest in listening to her music there is always itunes and Youtube. =)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"> I thought it would be a good idea to post some of my favorite songs of hers below because I want to keep the music alive even if the fantastic singer is no longer with us.</span></span><br />
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<br />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-35126568063967256502015-01-01T17:36:00.000-08:002016-09-04T21:26:24.325-07:00Stupid Parties Celebrating Yearly StupidnessHalfway into January 1st and we learn that the evil blonde girl who got the lead in a theatre production and acted like a huge diva is now engaged. Not only is she engaged but she got engaged five minutes after midnight at a theatre party which I wasn't invited to and just learned about. Seriously, this is the email that was apparently sent out;<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: inherit;">">Name of the college's theatre< </span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">is looking forward to a small New Year's gathering with some very important Acting Class </span></span><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">alums</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"> from back in the day this evening!" </span></span></span></b><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Well gee golly! Considering I took the very first class with this adjunct professor (who is now the director of the college's theatre department) you would think I'd be invited but NOPE. Kids who took the damn class five months ago were invited but not me! You know because nothing screams "back in the day" like recent class takers!!! I also did not enjoy the wording of "important acting class </span></span><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">alums</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">." I'm sorry, but is the reason I didn't get an invite to this festivity is because they didn't feel that I was important? Because if that's the case, they can all go to hell! But I'm guessing they just forgot about me (typical) or only wanted blondeys closest friends there to share in the proposal moment. But the last one is just a lame reason to throw a party and in my </span></span><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">nonexistent</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"> heart I'd like to think better of these traitors. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">But I'm totally not bitter about this AT ALL. It's not like I didn't have things to do on New Year's. I was invited to plenty of small gatherings because I'm such a likable person. =P </span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-880915517652806772014-12-31T17:45:00.001-08:002015-01-01T17:25:33.733-08:00New Year's 2015!So it's finally the end of the year. I hope 2015 is a magical year for everyone out there who is reading this. Hopefully this year will be better than 2014 because 2014 was kind of abominable for me.<br />
I don't really have any new year's resolutions but I did start a bucket list which isn't completely organized yet. But once I organize it I may post it on this blog just for fun.<br />
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I have also been slacking in the blogging department and that is not cool or fair to the people who still read this so that will be a resolution; blog more. Even if it's only five words I'm going to start blogging stuff again. I still have about 10 or so entries I haven't finished yet but you can bet they'll be posted in 2015.<br />
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Once again a very happy New Year's to everyone!!!!JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-8539341872916700262014-11-23T14:21:00.000-08:002016-05-23T23:40:02.098-07:00Halloween Goodies 2014This Halloween I was fortunate enough to try some newly introduced 2014 sugary sweet Halloween candies and sugar stuff and wanted to review them all on my blog like every single other person does during this season!<br />
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<b>Franken Berry cereal- </b>I do believe that I am the last person on earth to ever try this cereal. It has been around for years but for some reason I always went for the Count Chocula and could care less about the Boo Berry or Franken Berry. I am really disappointed in my review of this because I did expect to really enjoy it a lot! It's pink and it has marshmallows and is strawberry! But this year I picked up a box and can honestly say that I will probably never pick up another box again. I know that is the most un-Halloween thing to say and most people would not dare diss the Monster cereals of the season, but I just could not get into Frankenberry. It tasted very artificial. That's the only term I can come up with for this, strawberry artificial cereal. I still have half a box left so maybe I will eventually change my mind, but it's not looking too good for Mr. Franken.<br />
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<b>Chobani Pumpkin Spice- </b>I dig Chobani yogurt. I also dig Yoplait. I really like both of them equally. Chobani actually had pumpkin as one of the ingredients in the yogurt so that's pretty neat considering most pumpkin spice things usually don't have any trace of pumpkin in the ingredients what so ever. It was pretty good although I think I'll stick with straight up orange yogurt from now until the end of time.<br />
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<b>Hershey's Candy Corn Bars</b>- I love candy corn and I love white chocolate. What could possibly be better than combining the two together in a small Hershey bar of deliciousness?!?!? I hate to say it but I was not a huge fan. It tasted very waxy and was overly sweet and WAXY. SO MUCH WAX. I couldn't really taste the white chocolate because the sweetness of the sugar and wax overpowered the chocolate in my mouth! I'm glad I tried this but if I was anyone else I would skip this and pick up a bag of real candy corn, preferably the Brach's version.<br />
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<b>Starburst Candy Corn- </b>This was probably my least favorite out of all the candies that I tried. It just tasted like fruity wax which is actually a big improvement over the candy corn bars. Stick to Easter, Starburst.<br />
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<b>Candy Apple M&M's-</b> Note to readers; these are CANDY apple not CARAMEL apple as I thought they would be after biting into one. These tasted pretty sweet and apple-y. Not terrible but not the best either.<br />
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<b>Pumpkin Spice M&M's- </b>These are an ok M&M but they are definitely not my favorite. I'm not sure how I would describe the flavor but "pumpkin spice" would not be it. These M&Ms are probably the fattest M&Ms I've ever seen in my life, but in this case the quantity does not match the quality considering these are pretty meh.<br />
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<br />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-15795150245682474762014-10-12T23:15:00.002-07:002014-11-17T21:29:46.148-08:00InvitationsThree. That's how many wedding invitations I received in the mail today. I like weddings, (drinks all around!) don't get me wrong but you know, it would be nice to actually BE in a wedding and not sit in the audience with a fake smile plastered on my face while watching the brides family members cry over their daughters white gown of holy matrimony. I am there for cake. I am happy for you but really, cake is the only reason I will go to your wedding. That and to make snide remarks in my head about how much weddings suck. And if your wedding doesn't have cake then you are doing it wrong and I will be very unhappy and disappointed about your life choices.<br />
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My dads girlfriends daughter is getting married. I am obliged (aka forced) to go to that wedding. She is getting married before me to some random guy I've never met before who apparently doesn't have a job and can barely afford an apartment and wants to move to Detroit to become the next Eminem. Really. Those were his words to my dad. I honestly did not see this wedding coming. I cannot believe the mother is even allowing this wedding to happen. But I will just say right now that there more than likely will be a blog post about this wedding event. I can see this being blog-worthy in the most cringeable way.<br />
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The other two wedding invitations were from one of my high school friends who I haven't spoken to in years and one from a distant cousin who lives in San Francisco who I haven't seen since I was 5. I was thinking about traveling to San Fran but plane tickets are quite costly and I really don't know this cousin enough to shell out hundreds of dollars for a plane ticket.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Then I found out that my former best friend just got engaged to her girlfriend on Facebook. They have been dating for ONE MONTH. It seems like they really love each other but I personally feel that one month is a bit too short of a time period to know if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. I also feel that none of this is really my business or concern, yet here I am talking about people and their future wedding plans.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The room is spinning and I have no way of making it stop. It's like everything I learned or thought I knew of marriage and love and commitment is a lie. I blame period dramas because blaming myself for my lack of love life would be a very lame thing to do.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18.4799995422363px;">As much as I joke that I never want to get married I kind of do hope to be married someday. But t</span>he sad reality is that I'm going to die alone. Nobody takes any interest in me. Nobody ever will. And if you want to comment and say something along the lines of "You're 23! There's still time for you to find love! Bleblarblu" I may be 23 but that doesn't mean anyone could ever grow to love me. My family doesn't even care about me, why would anyone else? Dying alone is my biggest fear. I've never told anyone that but it truly terrifies me, because there is a large possibility of that happening. What if nobody knows who I am at the time of my death? Would my headstone just be left blank? I had a dream about that last week. I was standing over my own headstone. Great thing to dream about, right?</span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-41572862624139663592014-09-30T21:30:00.000-07:002014-10-10T22:58:40.861-07:00Casting People Who Don't AuditionI have been really sucking at keeping this blog updated. Part of it is because I've been really busy and part of it is because I've been writing everything down in a paper notebook for the past few months or so. But for some reason today I thought "Hey, I haven't blogged in awhile. Let's do that!" So here I am again.<br />
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Anyways, let the record show that today was a truly terrible day for me. I auditioned for a play this week. It was supposed to only be a one day thing but because some asses from a different theatre in the town couldn't audition on the day scheduled the process was a two day thing. And it was Shakespeare mixed with a current movie theme. I love me some Shakespeare and movies are pretty cool so I was just excited and happy to audition. Only about 6 people showed up the first day, the the second day three of us from the previous day showed up unknowing that it was to be another audition day and besides us three only three other people showed up. All in all 9 people auditioned, not including me, so 10 in total.<br />
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This director emails us the cast list today and let's just say that seven of the ten people cast DIDN'T EVEN AUDITION. WTF is that all about?!?!? And then they give me a role with TWO BLOODY LINES. I am not picky about which roles I get, as an actor who hasn't seen the stage for a few years you can't be picky, but if I am driving 25 minutes to this college IN NOVEMBER IN THE SNOW then it better be worth my time. Two lines are not worth my time and I am going to have to pass on this.<br />
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Then to make me feel even more special about my role, sir director made a little side note that said that anyone without an asterisk next to their name (which was only me and two other people) wouldn't be needed until 1 pm on the rehearsal dates while all the other cast gets to come in and read stuff and rehearse at 10 am. Nothing brings a cast closer together than separating them then adding some random two liner people in at a 30 minute rehearsal. X_X<br />
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Kind of ridiculous if you ask me. I think I'm mostly irritated by the fact that people who didn't even audition got roles. I question that so much and makes me truly hate the production and the people who didn't audition and the director for even thinking this was a good idea. Thus why I'm passing on performing in this. I mean, if the director called me and was like "Hey, would you like this role for a play you didn't even audition for?" I would probably hesitatingly take it. But that's not what happened in this case and honestly I'm glad it didn't and I hope it never does. I would never feel right about taking a role I didn't even audition for and the guilt would eat me up inside. Yes, having someone think you are great and reliable as an actor is wonderful, but there should be some rules layed out, rules such as YOU HAVE TO AUDITION TO GET A FREAKING ROLE!<br />
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I have a question about this entire thing. Is this the norm in other places, to cast people who didn't even audition? Because I am getting fed up with it. It's seems to have happened/is happening a lot near my area and it seems hokey to me. But maybe that is how it works in places like Chicago and New York and I'm only now coming to a discovery about what's going on.<br />
<br />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-81888336511636954162014-09-30T20:52:00.005-07:002014-09-30T20:52:52.198-07:00Bold what’s true about you. A survey type thing I did.<div style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.6000003814697px; margin-bottom: 10px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word;">
<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit;">I am under 18. </span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I am a cuddler. </span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I am a morning person. </span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">I am an only child.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I am currently in my “pajamas”.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I am currently pregnant.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I am left handed.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">l am right handed.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">I am ambidextrous. </b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I am a little shy around the opposite sex.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I bite my nails.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I can be paranoid at times.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">I enjoy folk music.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I enjoy smoothies.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">I enjoy talking on the phone.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have a car.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have/had a hard time paying attention at <a href="http://thetroylerphangirl.tumblr.com/post/97100868259/amazingtroyler-bold-whats-true#" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.298039); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word;" target="_blank">school</a>.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have a hidden talent.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have a pet.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person.</span></span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have all my grandparents</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have been to another country.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.</strong><b style="color: #444444;"><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />I have or had broken a bone.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have caller I.D. on my phone. </strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have bathed someone.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have changed a diaper</span><span style="color: #444444;">. </span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have changed a lot over the past year.</em></strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color</span><span style="color: #444444;">.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">I have had major/minor surgery.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have killed another person. </span><b><span style="color: red;">(Oh my God, really? Who would admit to this?!?!? 0_0) </span></b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I have had my hair cut within the last week.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have <a href="http://thetroylerphangirl.tumblr.com/post/97100868259/amazingtroyler-bold-whats-true#" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.298039); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word;" target="_blank">mood swings</a>.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I have rejected someone before.</strong> </em><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I like the taste of blood. </span><span style="color: red;"><b>(?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!) </b></span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;"><b>I like Michael Jackson.</b></span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I love sleeping.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I love to shop.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I own 100 CDs or more</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I own and use a library card. (Well I DID. Everything is going digital now, including the library card system which is a shame.) </span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I read books for pleasure in my spare time.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I sleep a lot during the day.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I watch soap operas on a regular basis.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I work at a job that I enjoy.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I am wearing socks.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I am tired.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">I consume at least one </span><a href="http://thetroylerphangirl.tumblr.com/post/97100868259/amazingtroyler-bold-whats-true#" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.298039); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word;" target="_blank">alcoholic drink</a><span style="color: #444444;"> every month.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;">I have/had:</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">Finished college. </b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Smoked cigarettes.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Ridden every ride at an amusement park.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Collected something really stupid. </strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Gone to a concert.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Helped someone.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Spun turn tables.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Watched four movies in one night.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Been broken up with.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Taken a </span><a href="http://thetroylerphangirl.tumblr.com/post/97100868259/amazingtroyler-bold-whats-true#" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.298039); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 10px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; word-break: break-word;" target="_blank">college level</a><span style="color: #444444;"> course.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b style="color: #444444;">Been in a car accident.</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Been in a tornado</span><span style="color: #444444;">.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b>Watched someone die.</b></span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Been to a funeral</strong><span style="color: #444444;">.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="color: #444444;">Burned yourself. </span><span style="color: red;">(On accident!) </span></strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Ran a marathon.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Your parents got divorced</span><span style="color: #444444;">.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Cried yourself to sleep.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Spent over $200 in one day</strong><span style="color: #444444;">. </span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Cheated on someone.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;">Been cheated on.</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="color: #444444;"><b>Written a 10 page letter. </b></span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Had a best friend.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Lost someone you loved.</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; 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My hair is naturally the colour:<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b>Light brown</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Medium brown<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Dark brown</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Blonde<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Black<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Dirty blond<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Strawberry blond<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Multicoloured<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Red</div>
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My eyes are:<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Brown</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Dark Brown</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b>Blue</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Green<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Hazel</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Light brown</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Black<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Gray </div>
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People sometimes label me as:<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Slut</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Boyish</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Colorful</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Ugly</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Nerd</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b>Other</b></span></div>
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Some of my biggest fears are:<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><strong style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Spiders / insects</strong><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Slimy things<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Dying</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Doctor/Dentist appointments</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Hospitals</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Needles</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Disease</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Being alone in the dark</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Heights</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Small spaces</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Oceans</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Large animals</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Small animals <br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Open spaces</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Lightning<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Thunder<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Tornadoes <br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Clustered holes<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Bodily fluids<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Corpses</div>
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I have:<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />A friend with benefits<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><span style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">A laptop in my room</span><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" /><b>A television in my room</b><br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />My own car<br style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box; outline: none 0px;" />Parents who are still married</div>
JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-65995747566182127002014-09-26T13:53:00.000-07:002016-05-23T23:12:00.817-07:00Theatre Tag! <span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I don't believe that I have participated in this tag before now. And as always, nobody tagged me so I just tagged myself because I really wanted to do this! </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">1. How old are you?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">I am 23 years of age.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">2. When did you start getting into theatre?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">When I was five years old. I was in Annie and I played an orphan. From what I can remember our Annie didn't even have red hair and they didn't even put a wig on her so we had a 13 year old girl with long, straight blonde hair playing our Annie because BUDGET. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">3. How many shows have you been in?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I'm not exactly sure of the exact number but I believe it is around 25-30.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">4. Favorite role ever played?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 19.6000003814697px; text-align: justify;">I cannot think of a role that I haven't loved. But any character that is completely off their rocker has been my favorite. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">5. A tip you give to new theatre kids</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Just don't die!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">6. Biggest theatre pet peeves?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Ohhh I have A LOT. But my top three:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">1. Freaking theatre divas. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">2. Actors questioning or complaining about the notes they are given. Just take the damn note!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">3. Directors who cast the same people in the leads for every. single. show. when it is clear that other people do audition. The actors may be good but I think it would be nice to give someone else a chance just once in awhile!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">4. Patti Lupone.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">7. Biggest strength? Biggest weakness?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I'm good at the acting aspect and can fake the dancing. Singing is not my strong point but I do love to sing. I should probably take some more lessons to become better at singing. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">8. Who is your biggest inspiration in theatre?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I have many but Angela Lansbury is up there.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">9. What's your dream role?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Mrs. Lovett- Sweeney Todd</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">10. Plays or Musicals </span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I like both. I'm not too picky. =P</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">11. Favorite improv game?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Frickity frack. I suck at all theatre games. ALL OF THEM. If I learn that I have to play a theatre game the night after a rehearsal I won't be able to sleep that night because I will be freaking out.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">12. Favorite show?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Sweeney Todd. I swear nothing will ever beat that show.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">13. Most awkward onstage moment?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">When I was a freshman in high school and in my first college production on opening night I almost lost it backstage and had to hold my tears back because me and this other guy were the people who knew their lines and everyone else was making the production look foolish by not having their lines down. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">14. Best offstage moment?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">When I was an understudy a lady from another theatre came up to me and told me how proud she was of me. I told her I wasn't even in the production and she gave me a hug and said that understudies have the most difficult jobs with the least amount of respect. I will always remember that. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">15. Worst audition?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Oklahoma! We don't talk about Oklahoma!</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">16. Least favorite show?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">Carousel. God do I hate Carousel. And Cats! But </span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;">at least</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;"> Cats is fun to make fun of where as there are no good and </span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;">redeeming</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;"> qualities to Carousel.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">17. Most challenging role to play?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Nobody has ever given me a challenging role, and that kind of sucks considering that means nobody has any confidence in me.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">18. What would you do if theatre didn't exist?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">I would be pretty darn sad truth be told. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-69911620899137782742014-08-18T21:15:00.000-07:002014-08-19T13:38:42.796-07:00The Ice Bucket Challenge! Yes, this "challenge" is for a good cause. No, that does not mean you have to participate in it or donate any of your hard earned cash just because someone challenged you to dump some freaking ice on your head. Why? Because I said so, that's why. But really, most of the people who have already participated in this challenge never even had a damn clue what the challenge was for to begin with! That irritates me so much. FYI for all you people out there who are still unaware of this thing, dumping buckets of ice on your head is somehow related to<span style="font-family: inherit;"> curing</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 24px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 24px;">Lou Gehrig's disease</span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 24px;">. Because that makes sense. Oh and sadly there is still no cure for Lou Gehrig's disease and if anyone tells you otherwise or says that this is what the challenge is for, to "raise money to cure ALS" please kick them in the face. Hard. It is a good thing that people want to raise awareness for this and I give people props for actually donating money to the cause because they want to, but there are other ways to let people know about Lou Gehrig's </span></span><span style="line-height: 24px;">disease</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 24px;">, ways in which nobody needs to have ice poured on their head. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 24px;"> To those who have no idea what I'm talking about, the rules of this challenge are below:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">You take a video of yourself dumping a bucket of ice water on your head, post it to </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">Facebook</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">, </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">Instagram, Tumblr,</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;"> or </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">Twitter</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;"> and then challenge your friends to do the same within 24 hours or donate $100 to an ALS charity of your choice. </span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">How in the world is this raising awareness for ALS? Again I'll give people credit for doing this considering the charity probably was in need of money for research and what not (most charities usually are) and it has raised </span></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 32px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">$15.6 million since July, but I'm just not following how ice+head= Lou Gehrig's disease awareness. Nor do some of these participants even care about the awareness part, they only want to be seen as charitable and a good person because they dumped some ice water on their head. Ask one, JUST ONE, of these people what Lou Gehrig's disease is and have them try to explain the symptoms to you without getting on their phone and going to the ALS website. It should make for an interesting conversation. </span></span><br />
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I can actually see this becoming another sad trend for social networking and real life. People are going to start using this challenge so they can have a "beneficially good and charitable" reason to force their softball coach into pouring ice on their head. Back in my days of softball (in 1999) us kids used to pour buckets of water on the coaches head because we were freaking awesome, not because of some stupid challenge our Facebook friend from Oregon forced us to partake in. Like I said when the cold water challenge was a big thing (which this basically is with a different name); <b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">You should donate to a charity because you want to donate to a charity, not because your stupid friend tagged you in a stupid post on a stupid social networking site for stupids. <span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">Being nominated through social media to donate money to some charity is absurd. </span></span></span></b><br />
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Only donate to a charity if you believe in said charity. If you believe in the ALS charity and want to help them out then do so because you WANT to, not because of the stupid social networking stuff.<br />
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Oh and it's still summer and in Michigan it continues to be warm and muggy. Not much of a challenge to dump some ice water on your head in crazy heat conditions if you ask me. =/<br />
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I actually read this article today (after being challenged, and then telling the person who challenged me where they could put their ice) and I enjoyed it very much. The writer makes a lot of good points and I strongly encourage you to read this. I especially enjoyed the last three paragraphs.<br />
<a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/08/12/icebucketchallenge_you_don_t_need_an_ice_bucket_to_donate_to_als_research.html">http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/08/12/icebucketchallenge_you_don_t_need_an_ice_bucket_to_donate_to_als_research.html</a><br />
This one was a pretty good read as well;<br />
<a href="http://www.writtalin.com/social/ice-bucket-challenge-stupid/">http://www.writtalin.com/social/ice-bucket-challenge-stupid/</a><br />
^California is going through a drought right now and Californians are still participating in this challenge. If you live in California let's NOT be doing this!<br />
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To end this little post, I shall leave you with this awesome video of Charlie Sheen doing this crazy challenge in a stylin' way.<br />
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Edit: Someone just messaged me saying that this challenge was created because it<span style="background-color: white; color: #404040; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.030000686645508px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.030000686645508px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">makes your body numb to show how people with the disease feel. Words cannot even describe the anger I have for this. Pouring ice on yourself shows you how the people with Lou Gehrig's disease feel? Try living with the disease 24/7 and then maybe just MAYBE you could feel the numbness these people feel every day of their freaking lives. This has to be the most ridiculous thing I have heard about the stupid challenge this week. If you don't have Lou Gehrig's disease there is no possible freaking way you could ever even imagine how they truly feel. I never want to hear things like this again. </span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-57114292222882420882014-08-17T17:04:00.000-07:002016-05-26T21:54:35.147-07:00Commenting on an Ageless Article<a href="http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4786/which-celebrities-haven-t-aged-well/55250"><span style="color: magenta;">http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4786/which-celebrities-haven-t-aged-well/55250</span></a><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">^This is the article I'm talking about. Granted it's not a very reliable website what so ever, but the artile has basically made me spit fire because of how terrible the writer is. I'll give the guy (or girl) credit for spelling things correctly but there is absolutely no need for an article like this to ever be published. It pretty much just bashes people for how they look and that is ridiculous. </span><br />
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Joan van Ark- I don't really watch soap operas but apparently this lady has some theatre background behind her as well. And although she may have went a bit extreme with the face surgery it is a bit rude for this guy in the article to say<span style="font-family: inherit;"> "<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 20px;">she'll be lucky to find any work with a face like that." Many people can get work if they are qualified for the position. Not once have I ever heard someone say "We didn't hire that girl because of her face." I'm sure there <i>are</i> people who do that but if this lady is qualified for an acting role that's what makeup artists are getting paid to do; make people look good. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Nick Nolte- Basically the article says that this guy ain't sexy no more because he's aged since his major debut in 1977. God forbid if someone looks more mature if they are 73 years old! </span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">Megan Fox- Yes she does look a lot different. She probably did have some work done. That's none of our business. However that does not mean people hate her new look. A lot of people still find her to be the hottest female "actress" to ever grace the movie screens.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Lil' Kim- This girl was the old Nicki Minaj back in the 90s. She's had her time to shine, she's made a ton of money, and she STILL performs and continues to record music and tour. But what does this person say in the article? That Lil' Kim looks horrible and needs to go back to her natural look. Because let's not focus on her accomplishments, let's only focus on what she looks like.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Hilary Duff- That is a bad picture of her. End of story. If someone looks bad in a picture that does not necessarily mean they are addicted to botox.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Lisa Rinna- I can't defend this ladies choices and I can't really argue with what the article writer has to say. I'm sure Rinna is a nice person (maybe not) but yeah, she overdid it with all the plasticness.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;">On Haley Joel Osment's behalf, I would like to pint out that voicing a character for ANY video game is one of the toughest things you can do as an actor. </span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;">Barry Manilow has wrinkles. Oh no!!! Because it's not like we normal humans can ever get wrinkles or anything.</span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;">How does Mark Hamill plan to act in the <span style="line-height: 20px;">Star Wars movies looking like that? Oh I dunno, maybe by acting in the new Star Wars movie? And really, if his looks are offensive to that many people I'm quite positive that movie sets have makeup and hair artists present frequently. </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20px;">If Teri Hatcher doesn't want to inject herself with botox anymore then she doesn't need to! </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">Get a grip you chacha.com writers! </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: magenta; line-height: 20px;">Courtney Love- Another celebrity who has GAINED WEIGHT. The loser who wrote this article states that;</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20px;"> <b>"</b></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 20px;"><b>Cosmetic surgery and weight gain do not mix." </b></span></span></div>
<span style="background-color: white; color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20px;">You want to know what else doesn't mix? Idiots who claim that they are "writers" then submit horrid articles to the public all because they have </span></span><span style="line-height: 20px;">access</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20px;"> to a computer. You are not a writer, you're just an ass. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20px;"><br /></span></span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-71011342063479800392014-07-19T23:34:00.000-07:002014-08-12T22:07:44.061-07:00This Is A Handy List<div style="background-color: white; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">I came across this list on the Internet earlier today which is officially titled "60 Little Tips That Can Change a Girl's Life." Now I'm not one to usually read these types of things all the way through but I felt that this list deserved a </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">re-post</span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> because of how it assumes to know the mind and life of all girls and significantly put them into a tiny group and makes random presumptions about them. That is insane. I shall now go through the list and fully explain how most of these things do not specifically apply to me. </span></span><br />
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<ol style="background-color: white; border: 0px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em 1.1538461538em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Download a banking app.- </span><b>I have a very old cell phone with no Internet and no app features. And even if I did have an iPhone 9.12 or whatever I would never pay for a banking app. I would go to this real building place called a bank and either withdraw or deposit money in that place.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Drink more herbal tea. It will save your life.- </span><b>No it won't. If I had a major stomach ulcer drinking herbal tea would be the last thing I would want to do. Hey, if they can make assumptions 58 more times then so can I.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Making your own coffee/tea instead of buying it will make you a rich woman.- </span><b>Not if you don't drink coffee or tea or if you are one of those uninformed people who buys 50 boxes of Tazo tea AT Starbucks.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Always have at least 6 chap sticks stocked up.- </span><b>But why? You can only use one at a time. And I would recommend that the chapstick you do use is quality stuff. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Check out thrift stores. You may have to wash things three times before you get the old lady smell out, but it’s well worth it.- </span><b>There are no thrift stores around my area. Plus there is a likely chance that if you wash thrifty items several times then the color will fade or the fabric will somehow be destroyed. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit;">Never buy cheap jeans.-</span><b><span style="font-style: inherit;"> I wouldn't buy jeans from Walmart but I'm not going to Nordstrom and paying $250 for some dark jeans. That's not a </span><i>savvy</i><span style="font-style: inherit;"> idea. </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Buy cheap sunglasses instead.- </span><b>How about not telling me what to do with my money?</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit;"><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Don’t</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> chase boys.- </span><b>But what if the boy took my purse? Am I not supposed to chase him down</b></span><b><i> then</i><span style="font-style: inherit;">?</span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit;">Wrinkle spray and a hair dryer erase all need to ever use an iron for all of you lazy ironers like me.- </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit;">Or you </span><u><i>could</i></u><span style="font-style: inherit;"> iron your hair, get a </span></b><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 25px;"><b>Brazilian Blowout, or a perm if you are seriously that lazy. </b></span></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Wear slippers when you have to drive in heels.- </span><b>Why would someone ever </b></span><b><i>have</i><span style="font-style: inherit;"> to drive in heels? </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Wear slippers when you’re travelling.- </span><b>Ok, I'll give them this one. Maybe you shouldn't wear them all the time but packing a pair of slippers on vacation is a smart move especially if you get blisters and still have a ton of stuff to do. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Wear slippers at all moments that it’s even slightly acceptable to wear slippers.- </span><b>Like in your house? At night?</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Spend a little extra money on your make up; it’s so worth it.- </span><b>Here's a fun fact; that Guerlain mascara works just as well as Maybelline for making your eyelashes fuller and darker. My tip; Skin care. Spend extra on skin care. Foundation can only hide so much. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Get running sneakers that are actually effective and not just cute.- </span><b>What if they are cute </b></span><b><i>and </i><span style="font-style: inherit;">comfy? Can't that be a thing? Yes. Yes it can.</span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">NEVER</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> go to bed with your make up on.- </span><b>True dat.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Get like a thousand packs of make up wipes, because they work the best.- </span><b>NO THEY DON'T! All of those stupid things make my face all red and break out! ALL. OF.THEM. Ponds cold cream is the best in my world.</b><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> </span></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">B</span><span style="font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">uy your wine from a box, it’s way more cost efficient and being “wine classy” is so overrated.- </span><b><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">I don't drink wine. And I think it would impress more people if you drank </span><span style="line-height: 37.20000076293945px;">Chardonnay rather than </span><span style="font-style: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">drinking Night Train Express, if "impressiveness" is what you are aiming for.<span style="color: purple;"> (I have no idea why my blog keeps spaced this all weirdly. Apologies for that!) </span></span></span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Carry headphones in your pocket at all times.- </span><b>Yet another way for people to disengage in conversation with one another. Great idea! Next thing you know people will stop talking altogether thanks to technology. Kind of sad really. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Pick your girls over your boyfriend often, because almost always, the guys come and go and the girls are still there.- </span><b>Or if you're like me all of your "girls" would have already picked their boyfriend/girlfriend over you 99.9% of the time years ago and you will be left with no friends and no boyfriend and only a cat. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Get a really nice strapless or “sticky bra” and you will realize how much better everything looks without your old straps popping out.- </span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"><b>I actually had to look up what a "sticky bra" was. Disturbing. It's basically like </b></span><b><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">silicone/cotton</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> fake boobs sticking to your real boobs! Let's NOT do that! </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Wash your face. - </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Wow! If I didn't read that I would have surely forgotten! Thanks </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">list maker</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> person!</span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">THE DOLLAR TREE CAN AND WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL.- </span><b>The lady at the Dollar Tree kicked me out of the store in a rude fashion. Apparently the store was supposed to open tomorrow yet they had the doors wide open that day.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Never neglect to paint your toe nails.-</span><b> I always forget to paint my toenails. And what if it's winter? Who exactly are you going to impress with your painted toenails under some shoes?</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Eat breakfast.- </span><b>Yes. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Make a summer playlist for when you need to walk in the cold and start actually getting depressed.- </span><b>I don't even know what this is trying to tell me. Walk to a "summer playlist." I'm guessing that means happy music. As opposed to the "Depressing songs that are depressing while needing to walk in the cold" playlist. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Get a super awesome coffee mug.- </span><b>Or you can buy a lemonade pitcher. Or a punch bowl! Hooray for extreme beverage holders!</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Realize that you </span><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">can</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> pull off red lipstick, rock it girl.- </span><b>So you are implying that boys can't also pull off the super rockin' red lips. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Make guys take you on dates that don’t involve a bar or dingy basement.- </span><b>Really? REALLY?!??! People actually agree to dates of this sort? </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Never try dieting pills or fads. It’s all a bunch of garbage, just be healthy.- </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">More likely these things can </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">possibly</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> kill you and cause a ton of freaking problems in the long run. </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Call your mom when you need help.-</span><b> I can agree with this, yet there are some people out there who aren't lucky enough to have parents that can help them. People need to start remembering that some people have horrible parents. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Forget name brands. No one really cares, and you will have three times the wardrobe to choose from if you shop at Tj Maxx and Marshalls first.- </span><b>Don't tell people where they should shop. And if someone wants to spend $35 on Billabong because it makes them feel pretty then good for them. Shop wherever the hell you want. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Make sure you have at least one friend that likes your favorite TV shows.- </span><b>I don't think any of my friends watch any of my favorite TV shows. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">And your favorite snacks.- </span><b>Anyone here like popcorn? If so then you are my new friend. Friendships are made from popcorn. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">There is this amazing invention called “boob tape” to wear with strapless dresses and you need to purchase it. You don’t need twenty candid photos of you pulling up your dress on the dance floor at a formal event anymore.- </span><b>I need to check into this "boob tape" stuff. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Ask for a white coat underneath the color when you get your nails done and the color you wanted looks so much more vibrant. Also, go for the glitz nail.-</span><b> DON'T TELL PEOPLE WHAT COLOR PEOPLE SHOULD PAINT THEIR NAILS. This girl is extremely bossy. And I have never in my life gotten my nails done at a manicure place. That probably seems strange but I really have no desire to do so. I mean, I guess I could go get a manicure but it's not something I would take time out of my schedule to do.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Never spend too much </span><em style="border: 0px; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">time</em><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> crying over a boy.- </span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"><b>Why is time </b></span><b><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">italicized</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">? Is this some new spunky trend I should be aware of? Also, never cry over someone else, especially if they can't see what a precious gem you are. Crying over people who could care less about you is a terrible thing to do. </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Order the dressing or sauce on the side ladies. You’d be amazed at the difference.- </span><b>NO! If I want the waitress or waiter to put that horribly calorific ranch on top of my salad then they better put that ranch atop of thy salad! I would be AMAZED if they decided to NOT do as requested. And usually the dressing does come on the side so this is irrelevant information.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Always try clothing on before you buy it. Don’t even try to reason with yourself, “Well I don’t need to try this on”, yes you do.-</span><b> Unless you buy 10 of the same colored shirt in the same style of the same brand. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Drink as much water as humanly possible.- </span><b>Nah. Drinking water is for squares. Today I feel like drinking waters twin brother, sir rum.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">One foundation does </span><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">not</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> fit all. Your skin is unique; so spend the time to get a foundation that doesn’t look like you just smudged your face with paint.- </span><b>But what if I want to look like a painter in the park? Maybe I was blending swatches on my face. You don't know my life!!! </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Use your iCalendar on your phone for reminders. It sends you emails and will give you instant organization.- </span><b>WTF is an iCalendar? Why must people use their phone for everything these days? Idea: buy a pocket sized calender and write important stuff on it! You can become organized that way too, all by yourself. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Get a microwaveable heat pad. Your cramps and back will thank you for the rest of your days.-</span><b> Not going to argue with this because all girls cycles are different and there are different ways to cure cramps. I like Midol, but that's just what works for me. One solution does not help all. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Understand that Ben and Jerry’s will </span><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">always</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> be the best remedy for a broken heart and no shame is ever needed in that.-</span><b> I'm sure someone is bound to eventually feel shameful when they eat 50 containers worth of cherry garcia ice cream in a row. Don't do that. Ice cream is absolutely delicious but there are better ways to cure a broken heart, like ARCHERY!!! </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Stock your car, desk, and bags with hand sanitizer.- </span><b>Or M&Ms. I like M&Ms.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Keep Advil in your purse for your every day headaches.- </span><b>If you have a headache every single day there is an underlying problem there. Go to your doctor and check that out.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Band-Aids too, heels are beautiful little monsters.- </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">What the frick?!?!? Yeah, because whenever I look at my heels I always think "oh what beautiful littler monsters you are." Who refers to anything as beautiful little monsters? That's an oxymoron! How about we keep </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">band aids</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> on our person just </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">in case</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> a random guy decides to forget to take his headache meds that morning, is forced to take Advil out of desperation, and then he goes into a rage and stabs you! Band-aids could be somewhat helpful in that case! </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Befriend store associates because they actually will help you.- </span><b>And I always thought being rude to the store associates and calling them names would make them be my bff for life. Oh the many mistakes I have made! </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Light butter popcorn is actually a great choice.- </span><b>A great choice for what? President? World leader? Lawyer? </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Exercise when you’re stressed out.- </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">When I'm stressed out I sleep. And if you are stressed out over work or schoolwork how is </span><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">exercising</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> going to de-stress you? </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">You can and will </span><strong style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">never</strong><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> have too many pairs of underwear. Buy as many as you want girlfriend.-</span><b> Please stop referring to your readers as 'girlfriend' and stuff like that. It irritates me so much. Kind of like how people are referring to each other as 'bae' on all those social networking sites these days. Bae is an idiotic word. Stop using it. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Find the perfect moisturizer.- </span><b>Hey, the moisturizer that makes my face look purple is may not be perfect but let's just say that it makes me feel like a superstar fairy princess lady.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Accessories are life changing.- </span><b>Another thing that could possibly be life changing; ending world hunger. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Take bubble baths.- </span><b>Alright. When you find a bubble bath that doesn't make my skin break out in a rash let me know. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Have granola bars on hand at all times.- </span><b>I'll go with this one. However fruit snacks are also good things to have on hand for snack purposes. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Read as much as you can for your own enjoyment. You shouldn’t forget about what interests you.- </span><b>So by reading books you will remember what interests you? I'm not even sure how these two things relate.</b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Look natural in photos and smile with your teeth. Don’t do that weird grimace smile; your teeth are </span><em style="border: 0px; font-weight: inherit; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">perfect</em><span style="font-weight: inherit;"> just the way they are.- </span><b>No they're not! Stop lying to everyone! My teeth are spaced a little because I was really </b><span style="font-style: inherit;"><b>stupid and didn't wear my retainer after getting my braces off! </b></span></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit;">Don’t blow off going to the doctor or dentist. It’s incredibly important to take care of your body.- </span><b><span style="font-style: inherit;">Or you could take care of your body and </span><i>also</i><span style="font-style: inherit;"> go to the doctor and dentist. What a brilliant idea I have! </span></b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Get your beauty sleep.- </span><b>I have insomnia. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-weight: inherit;">Use hand lotion.- </span><b>Instead of hot sauce. </b></span></li>
<li style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">Make chocolate chip pancakes when ever possible.- </span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"><b>Here's a funny story. I tried making pancakes once, regular pancakes. No fruit or anything in them, plain ole' pancakes. I set them on fire at a Sunday community breakfast place thing my dad took me to and he volunteered me to help out behind the scenes. Bad ideas were had that day! I burnt the pancakes (</b></span><b><span style="line-height: 20.799999237060547px;">at least</span><span style="font-style: inherit; line-height: 20.799999237060547px;"> 5) and then blamed it on the other girl who was helping. Turns out the other girl was the man in charge's daughter and she was the princess of the place and could do no wrong and she went on a huge tangent on how I was a liar and needed to SPILL THE TRUTH. I spilled the truth alright. I told the breakfast helper people and they were all super mad at me and refused to speak to me or made snotty comments directed towards me the rest of the morning. I was 13! I didn't know how to make pancakes! The fire department wasn't needed, they should have given me a break! I never went back there after that incident. I think I am officially banned from that place. But there is a good side to this story. When I got home that night my mom taught me how to make pancakes and now I can make them all by myself, even the ones with bananas and strawberries and chocolate chips and I haven't burnt one since. So ha! Take that community breakfast place! </span></b></span></li>
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JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-66875226908240622002014-05-30T22:21:00.003-07:002014-05-30T22:21:57.801-07:00Talking PoliticsNow, I made a promise to myself in the past that I would never post anything regarding my political opinions on this blog. However, I can no longer remain silent. That is not to say this post will give you any insight as to whether I'm a republican/democrat/tea party/etc. I have just heavily disappointed in our president and our administration over the past few months as well as some of the comments people are continuously making.<br />
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Some of these comments include;<br />
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<b>Democrats;</b><br />
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<li>YOU ARE RACIST! (If you say something against Obama or his family)</li>
<li>YOU GET ALL YOUR INFORMATION FROM FOX NEWS. YOU ARE UNINFORMED! </li>
<li>IT'S BUSH'S FAULT OUR COUNTRY IS THE WAY IT IS!!!!!</li>
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<b>Republicans;</b></div>
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<li>OBAMACARE WEBSITE STILL ISN'T WORKING!!!</li>
<li>YOU ARE A LIBERAL NAZI!</li>
<li>OUR COUNTRY VOTED FOR A MAN WHO'S NAME RHYMES WITH THE NAMES OF OUR FORMER TWO WORST ENEMIES!!!!! </li>
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<b>Someone from every single party ever;</b><br />
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<li>You're so stupid! Here is a list of reasons as to why you and your party are so stupid!</li>
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Once you call someone with an opposing viewpoint 'stupid' your political point goes out the window.<br />
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We all live in the same country. Stop trying to tear the people down who have different opinions than yours. Everyone has a right to think whatever they want and trying to get them to be on your side with these types of retorts is absolutely idiotic. We all need to stop this. Talk about the issues, debate one another, be informed, don't talk smack.<br />
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As for the reason I am writing this very political blog entry tonight;<br />
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We all know Jay Carney resigned today as well as Shinseki (no big surprise on that last one), but that's not what I'm going to talk about.<br />
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It has come to my attention that apparently Obama is planning to run for a 3rd term. I'm guessing this is a lie because not only is that impossible, that is not how the government works!<br />
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According to the 22nd Amendment;<br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Section 1.</b> No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Section 2.</b> This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several states within seven years from the date of its submission to the states by the Congress.</span></i></div>
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<span style="line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Basically there is no way in hell Obama can run another term unless this amendment is repealed. To do so that would require 2/3rds of both the house of representatives and the senate to vote to amend the constitution, or by a convention called by 2/3rds of the state legislatures. Then 3/4ths of the states (38 states) need to vote for the amendment for it to become part of the constitution.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 21px;"> I don't see this happening anytime soon. </span><span style="line-height: 21px;">Plus, Obama stated once that he really has no desire for a 3rd term. so I'm almost positive this news story is a lie. But that doesn't stop some people from making idiotic comments like these;</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 21px;"><i>I can't wait for President Obama's 3rd Winning Term!</i>- He hasn't even said that he's running for a 3rd term yet! Calm down!</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 21px;"><i>The 2nd Amendment is old-fashioned and outdated. We need more gun control laws to make America safer.</i>- What in the world does this have to do with anything?!?!? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 21px;"><i>Dude, the Constitution is, like, over 100 years old. </i>- Dude, the Constitution was written for a reason! Educate yourself. </span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Barack Obama needs a third term to accomplish what he did in two terms......nothing.- </i>That is not true. He has done a few things, whether or not those things are good is up to you. </span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm really hoping I didn't offend too many of you by writing this, but if I did I truly apologize. I'm just sick and tired of seeing such uninformed and idiotic comments on every news story I ever read on the Internet and after that announcement of a possible third term for President Obama today (and the comments to go along with the article) I felt I needed to state my opinion on this issue before my head exploded.</span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-55680448678244394632014-05-11T22:19:00.000-07:002014-08-01T23:07:33.325-07:00Scared of GraduatingToday I went back to my college and gave the people at the registration desk my ID so I could pick up my cap and gown. I'm graduating on Thursday and truth be told when I first started college I never really expected to graduate. None of my family members did and I only know of three people who have graduated from a college/university setting. I'm proud of myself but also kind of terrified.<br />
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What some of you may not know is that in high school I had the most stressful time before graduation. On the day before graduation where all of us students practiced walking, one of my teachers wouldn't give me my cap and gown because I didn't give her back one of her books. So after the practice walk, instead of having cake with the rest of my fellow classmates (who hated me) I had to run back home, find the book and turn it into her before I received my cap and gown. The secretary was about to put the caps and gowns in storage before I ran up to her in the hallway where she proceeded to have a convulsion about my fast pace of speed until finally handing me my graduation attire.<br />
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Oh and I had no one to walk with. Usually people tended to find their walking partner their junior year, but because I had no friends in my grade I had no one to walk with and got stuck with these two guys who were a bit odd. My moms best friend in high school's kid was walking with me, and that just seemed to tickle her peachy so all and all it could have been worse.<br />
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I guess I'm afraid that college graduation is going to somehow turn out to be like high school graduation, despite the fact that this will probably not be the case. I'm afraid that I won't know anyone. I'm afraid the college will decide at the last minute that we all have to choose a walking partner and I will be alone again. And there's always that fear of falling on your face when you walk the stairs to get your diploma. I won't be wearing heels but because I have a habit of falling down on a regular basis this could be a problem. But just so we are clear, if I was to fall down, it wouldn't be because I want to draw attention to myself. I can actually see someone doing that. Those types of people deserve to get a concussion while they pretend to fall just so they can look 'cool.'<br />
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But although I have my small little fears, I will not let anyone or anything ruin this day for me. Graduation is going to be spectacular and although I have no idea what will happen after, I know that on this day I will feel like I accomplished something and that is enough to make me happy.JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-88974650615396827812014-05-09T17:35:00.001-07:002014-05-09T17:35:39.767-07:00507!That is the number of people who have read my post about the cold water challenge. I am in shock. I am in awe. I am really amazed. I never really expected anyone to ever even read this blog EVER. But to those 507 people who have read that post, I just want to send out a huge thank you and shall now provide you with cookies (or biscuits as they are called in basically every other part of the world besides the US and Canada) and tea for your awesomeness! Even if you didn't agree with what I had to say on the matter I do appreciate that you took your time to read a 23 year old girls little blog post. In a way, it makes me feel kind of special. =P And if you are one of those people who just read that post and gave it a 'view' or whatever it's called on here, I give you many hugs and thanks as well.<br />
Now onward to the cookies and teeeeaaaaa!!!<br />
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For those of you who despise cookies and tea, here is a unicorn. Nobody can dislike a majestic unicorn.<br />
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<img height="360" src="http://images5.alphacoders.com/315/315844.jpg" width="640" />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-58998521987351925712014-04-24T22:38:00.004-07:002014-04-24T22:38:59.022-07:00Cold Water Challenge! <span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; line-height: 24px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Here are my two cents about the cold water challenge. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; line-height: 24px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This is absolutely ridiculous. So ridiculous that the word absolutely doesn't even cover how freaking stupid I think this is. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; line-height: 24px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">What the challenge is;</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; line-height: 24px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> People jump into freezing water then they will tag their friends below their video post claiming that if they don't do the challenge (jump in some type of cold water) then they have to donate $100 to charity. If the tagged people listen to you and attempt the challenge it's the charity of the idiots choice, if the tagged person tells you to eff off then the tagger forces those people to donate money to THEIR charity, which could be a charity titled "Ricky's Student Loans" for all we know. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; line-height: 24px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Either way, </span></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;"> if you don't jump into some cold water you HAVE to give money to your friends charity. </span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 24px;">Because your friend told you to. And you HAVE to listen to your friend because they CHALLENGED you.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">Or a better explanation of what this challenge is from a guy on Tumblr;</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Cold water challenge is something some asshats in the country in ohio seem to be doing just for kicks, even though they say it’s for charity but if you ask what the charity is they have no idea, the concept is that you get tagged by someone who’s done the challenge and then you go out to your pond (since we’re in the country we swim in ponds) and jump in the freezing cold water (because it’s Ohio and the water’s about 45 degrees.) and then you have to swim back to shore and stand in the cold while you tag three people you want to do the same challenge. What’s stupid is they don’t realize they can get hypothermia and their muscles can spasm and they can drown. So not only is the point stupid, but the things that could possibly happen is stupid as well. </b></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">^Dude makes a very good point. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">But the main point I'd like to make is, you don't HAVE to do anything. I know someone out there right now will be like; "Haha if you don't do anything then you owe my charity money." No. No. No. </span></span><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">I GIVE YOU AND YOUR CHARITY NOTHING. You're not getting $100 just so you can donate it to a charity of YOUR choice because I don't accept this peer pressure BS could-catch-hypothermia challenge. I will give my money to the charities I picked to donate to years ago and you can go tie yourself to a tree because I'm not dealing with you and I'm sure as hell not paying you because I don't feel like being an icicle. </span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">Not to mention 99% of the people doing this aren't even donating to charity. Rather, they are jumping in water in their hot new swimsuits just to show off. Because as we all know,<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">social media will always</span><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"> </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">transform something meant for a good cause into something about you.</span></span></span><span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #292f33; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sad but true statement. </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></span></span><br />
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At my old house I used to jump in my pool whenever we opened it in like May, and it was cold and I swam in it for 20 minutes or so. And I never got any money. OR hypothermia. I think I got lucky on that last one but I did it because I'm badass, not because someone pressured me to do it. I just watched 5 of these videos where some fools are going into the water for 2 seconds then running out because of the coldness factor. Or screeching then running out like a duckling who just got separated from it's flock. You people are weak. At least try to last 30 seconds, give us that. Or better yet, you can try staying in the water for 24 hours which is the time frame you have given all the people you have challenged to be charitable to charity.<br />
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"But I only have 10 seconds of recording on my Iphone!" is not an excuse to be lame. Use a camcorder, those things do still exist. Or better yet, don't do the challenge! Brilliant ideas I have sometimes.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 24px;">I've seen about 20 idiots on my Facebook jumping into cold water so far. </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Life choices, ya'll need to make <b>BETTER ONES. </b> You should donate to a charity because you want to donate to a charity, not because your stupid friend tagged you in a stupid post on a stupid social networking site for stupids. <span style="font-family: inherit;"> </span></span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">Being nominated through social media to donate money to some charity is absurd. And when something is absurd, we talk about it and laugh at the </span></span><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">absurdity</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"> on this blog. </span></span></span><br />
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<li><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: #292f33; font-weight: bold; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't believe I took the </span><a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" data-query-source="hashtag_click" dir="ltr" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23coldwaterchallenge&src=hash" style="color: blue; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #6666ff;">#</span>coldwaterchallenge</a><span style="color: #292f33; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="color: #292f33; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="color: #6666ff;">#</span>crazygirlstatus- </span></span><b>More like hashtag attentionseekerstatus. You CHOSE to accept the challenge. </b></li>
<li>CWC4TW-<b> I can actually understand this (sadly.) Cold water challenge for the win!!! Uh... you don't win any <i>cool </i>points when you jump into cool water unless you are a polar bear.</b></li>
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<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">My boy Kenny done did the </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">cold</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">water</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">challenge</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">- <b>Note to readers; NEVER say "done did."</b></span></li>
<li>Im gonna cry! Just got tagged for the cold water challenge!- <b>Save your tears girly gumdrops. You'll be crying a lot more when you jump into that leech filled pond.</b></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">I love watching all of these </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">cold</span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">water</span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">challenge</span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> videos. So simple, so fun, and so helpful.- <b>You are living in la la Land if you really think these videos are 'helpful' to a cancer patient in any way. </b></span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Your going to hell if you don't do the </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">cold</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">water</span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">challenge- <b>Yaaay! Hell time! I hear that place can be <i>hot</i>.<i> </i></b></span></span></li>
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Or better yet, I will find you. Then I will find a freezing body of water then place your head under the water for a long time. Then we will see what happens. Probably nothing good.<br />
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I shall now leave you all on a happier note unrelated to lameness with Bill Cosby dancing in a <i>challenging </i>way.<br />
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<br />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-63531674216096974372014-04-14T14:47:00.003-07:002014-08-26T14:15:53.609-07:00Rating SystemLately it has come to my attention that the new in thing on Facebook is 'rating people.' Thank God none of my acquaintances on there have done this yet (at least not that I am aware of) or we might have to have a little sit down strangulation bonding time to discuss their douche-baggery and/or bitchocity.<br />
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In case you are not informed of this system yet, it is when stupid moron idiot loser hell-ass people rate girls, sometimes guys, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the more 'beautiful' or 'bangable.' I admit, people do rate others on their attractiveness. It shouldn't happen, but it does. But it shouldn't. And it most definite shouldn't happen on Facebook or some other social network. OR EVER.<br />
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Then there's the whole "date" or "pass" system going on on tumblr. That shouldn't be a thing either. If you don't know this person on tumblr in real life then you have no business passing on them or dating them. That is stupid.<br />
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Now if you are one of those fools who post a photo and tell others to rate you from 1-10, you need to stop. This is an obvious cry for attention. Stop doing this. If you are rated an 8 and start crying because of your rating then it is hard for me to feel sorry for you because the whole rating thing was <i>your</i> idea.<br />
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I remember in middle school this used to be a big thing. Most of the guys in my class used to rate the girls on how beautiful they were. Not only that, they rated them to their faces! A guy came up to me one morning and was like "I give you a six." I had no idea what he was even talking about and was even more confused when he went back over to his buddies to give them a high five. Yes, because rating a person on their looks is oh so high five worthy. My friend had to explain to me what that meant and needless to say I was furious and a little sad because back in middle school being anymore below an 8 on the beauty scale was not a good thing! But yeah, he gave me a six. A freaking six? Screw you little middle school boy, I'm a 10!<br />
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One of my friends put it the best on Facebook "Guys who rate girls, are losers that don't date girls." Ditto for females who rate. If you feel the need to be rated and actually take this rating thing seriously then I truly hope you find some self confidence. You don't need a rating, just be the best you that you can be. As for the people who enjoy "rating" they are shallow and conceited and aren't even worth a moment of your time or deserve a place thoughts. These people who keep rating are only giving generic answers of how "attractive" one is based on their own perspective. Usually their perspective sucks.<br />
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If you have been one of the unfortunate rating victims then you need to know that the people who are rating you are the truly ugly ones and you shouldn't pay any attention to their stupid rating answer. You are beautiful and are a 10. Remember that. Unless of course your are a spiteful little rater, then you are a -100 and don't deserve to even be reading this blog.<br />
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Now rate me on a scale of 1 to 10. I freaking dare you.JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-66475513305493749852014-04-13T22:47:00.000-07:002014-06-13T20:23:57.943-07:00Idiots on Facebook Round 6!<span aria-live="polite" class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px; outline: none; width: auto;" tabindex="0"><span class="hasCaption" style="font-family: inherit;">Worki on the Chevy.... Hahaha with skill-<b> HAHAHA! As opposed to working on the chevy WITHOUT skill!</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Just a day shooting guns.... Do i have to mention she looks damn sexy </span><i class="_4-k1 img sp_7w9zuu sx_04d19d" style="background-color: white; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yH/r/eUYfuBIR9S1.png); background-position: -255px -799px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; line-height: 18px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"></i><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;"> love ya babe- <b>But what does shooting a gun have to do with a sexy lady? Unless of course you are calling the gun sexy and telling it that you love <i>it, </i>which I guess that is not my place to question. </b></span></span><br />
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<span aria-live="polite" class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px; outline: none; width: auto;" tabindex="0"><span class="hasCaption">Shes looking sexy now!!! With the 33 in the front and 35 in the back.... Hillbilly Nascar right thur.... Now i just need 2 more 33</span></span><span class="fbPhotoTagList" id="fbPhotoSnowliftTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline;"><span class="fcg"><span style="line-height: 18px;"> lazt!- </span><b><span style="line-height: 18px;">When has everyone suddenly become sexy?!?!? Grr. I don't know what those numbers mean but you just said Hillbilly Nascar and that is reason enough for me to avoid you forever. And is lazt truly a word? Or have we really become so lazy that typing 'lazy' out on our keyboard is too much of a </span><span style="line-height: 18px;">hassle</span><span style="line-height: 18px;">? I think I am going to try using lazt in every day conversation from now on, like this;</span></b></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="fbPhotoTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><span class="fcg"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">More day week. Anyone feel like finding some trouble tomorrow night?</span><span class="userContentSecondary fcg"> — (Tags 28 people)-<b> I'm not even surprised how this guy tagged all his "troublesome" friends. I'm more curious as to what a <i>day week</i> is</b>. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="fbPhotoTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline;"><span class="fcg"><span class="userContentSecondary fcg"><span style="line-height: 18px;">Been out in the woods all day got the ranuoger a lil muddy an found out jeep is bad ass hahaha jus gotta go fast.- </span><b><span style="line-height: 18px;">Yes. It is always a swell idea to drive at a fast pace, especially when a friendly park ranger/police man catches you. </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">And here's some advice incase you wish to have any future endeavors with your <i>ranuoger</i> jeep thing; mud does not make any motor vehicle </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">camouflaged</span><span style="line-height: 20px;">. </span></b></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 20px;">Trashy people goona break in my car steal my wallet money an tryed to get my cd player but they wow f*** u trash @ss people!- <b>What on earth are you trying to spell to me you awkward young heathen?</b></span></span><br />
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<span class="fbPhotoTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><span class="fcg"><span class="userContentSecondary fcg"><span style="line-height: 20px;">Staying hr all week my baby girl should be her soon I hope mybe can't wait to see her- <b>So you may be seeing your girlfriend hopefully maybe? This sounds alarming! Maybe you should give her a call and ask her if she's still alive! That may be helpful!</b></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">For everyone 4 thinks I have changed in thy last year us are right I have changed but it's for the best I had to grow up for my d8er single parent you have to gret up and do thingz yes it was my choice but it was all for ma little princess I didn't change because of anyone and if people don't like how I have changed then it's whatever.</span></span><br />
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<span class="fbPhotoTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline;"><span class="fcg"><span class="userContentSecondary fcg"><span style="line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">My hand hurts bad, I havent hand written a paper in like 10 years lol, but im almost done with it, feeling excided to go back to school, hoping everything goes good- <b>Now this is not the most horrible post in the entire world, but it is a foreign concept to me considering I always </b></span><b><span style="line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">hand write</span><span style="line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"> everything before typing it up (usually.) I'm not one of those people who can sit at a computer and think of creative words right off the bat while staring at a blank screen. That probably sounds weird, but it's kind of how I am. </span></b></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="fbPhotoTagList" style="background-color: white; display: inline;"><span class="fcg"><span class="userContentSecondary fcg"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><b>What is the strangest thing you have ever read or seen on Facebook? Comment below! =)</b></span></span></span></span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-79196936973206542682014-04-03T23:07:00.001-07:002014-04-03T23:07:28.915-07:00I Am Apparently Not Blogging ThisIt is now officially 1:40 am here in Michigan. Which means that it is the most perfect and excellent time to call random people up in the dead of night and scream at them about their non-existent pregnancies!<br />
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My phone rang and considering that it was such an ABSURD time I thought that maybe one of my families houses was on fire. Or someone died. Or someone got beaten up by a hobo with a club sandwich. Basically I don't know what's going on but it must be pretty important to telephone my household at 1:30 in the morning.<br />
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However, that was not the case at all! I got to have a wonderful conversation with Billy Son Man Jr about how I am a complete prostitute! I bet the ladies of the street in Les Mis didn't have to go through this telephone nonsense!<br />
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Here is how this conversation went;<br />
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<b>Me (half asleep): </b>Hello?<br />
<b>Billy Son Man Jr: </b>YOU STUPID SLUT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PREGNANT! I BET YOU SLEPT WITH RYAN CUZ YOU WAS ALL OVER HIM LAST NIGHT AT DA PARTY.<br />
<b>Me: </b>Whaaat?<br />
<b>Billy Son Man Jr: </b>You heard me you slutbag ho! What'd I keep reminding you of when we got engaged? PROTECTION. PROTECTION. PROTECTION. You can't go sleeping with others unless I approve of the intimacy! And ta hell if I'm the father! I ALWAYS use our fave protection!<br />
<b>Me: </b>A life vest? <b>(Hahahaha. Hooray for bad jokes at 1:30 in the morning!) </b><br />
<b>Billy Son Man Jr:</b> WHO IS THIS?!?!? YOU TASHA'S ROOMMATE?<br />
<b>Me: </b>No. You called the wrong number. However I did appreciate listening to your tyrannical ranting on this fine evening. Thank you. You have just given me something to blog about.<br />
<b>Billy Son Man Jr: </b>WHAT? AH HELL NA BRO. YOU NOT BLOGGIN THIS. THIS AINT YOUR BUSINESS. I'LL STAB YA FAMILY IF YA BLOG.<br />
<b>Me:</b> 0_0 Not on my waaaaatch. Goodbye! (hangs up phone.)<br />
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Didn't he seem like such a nice fellow? So nice that I even gave him a name. I weep real life tears for you Tasha. There is so much wrong with this, and that makes the entire thing hilarious. I kind of wish I would have said yes to being Tasha's roommate. I bet Billy had some words for her as well! I'm quite positive that I will get to see this guys face one day for he and Tasha are destined for a future episode of Maury.JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-15781226827771725552014-03-31T14:52:00.000-07:002014-04-13T22:23:08.442-07:00This Week Has SuckedMajorly. I recommend that it ends now.<br />
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I think any day of the week where I get insulted by my own family members is a week that needs to end. My aunt had her birthday party yesterday. Please take note that I never technically got an invite to this party. With any family gathering I am always invited through my mom. Nobody ever calls and tells me about these gatherings. I always find out about these things because my mom tells me. Although everyone was super calm during the party, the calm part ended about halfway into eating the cake.<br />
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My grandmother kept making a whole bunch of homophobic comments and was saying incredibly stupid and uninformed things like how she's glad that those bastards in congress didn't pass the bill so those gays can't marry in our state of Michigan. Alright grandmother, that's not what is going on what so ever. Time for you to actually read a newspaper instead of relying on what BBC America tells you. I basically told her this and obviously that was a mistake on my part for my entire family decided to gang up on me saying that the only reason I would defend "those PEOPLE" is because I was gay myself. Now I'm not gay (and even if I was would it really be that big of a deal?) but I do have some gay friends and feel that they would not take kindly to being called THOSE PEOPLE. They are not slaves, they are human beings and deserve to be treated as such and not called names just because they prefer one sex romantically over the other. Ignorant little heathens my family are.<br />
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After that conversation ended my cousin thought it would be super fun to tell us about how she dropped her $600 cell phone but is planning to get a new one tomorrow. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!? Who drops a $600 cell phone?!?!? How does one drop a $600 cell phone? Who can even afford a $600 cell phone? That's so freaking stupid! Her excuse for dropping her cell phone was that she had some coffee in her hand along with her 4 year old daughter who can <b>walk</b> and she had to decide which one she had to drop. I'm sorry but was your plastic cup filled with black coffee from the gas station really more expensive than a $600 cell phone?!?!? I think not!!! And then, <i>then</i> her boyfriend is buying her ANOTHER FREAKING CELL PHONE. This is such bullshit! If you can't take care of the first $600 phone then you sure as hell don't need another one! I don't care if this guy is your lifelong soul companion or whatever it is they are calling it these days, you treat him horribly and yet he is kind enough to ask you to MARRY HIM. And you want to have another child, but with <b><u>him</u></b> this time! Oh and is he aware that you were still dating your now deceased boyfriend while also dating him? Because I don't think he is aware of that and if he is then that is very sad.<br />
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Oh and Ms. Cousin Face thought that on her mothers birthday would be an acceptable time to discuss her summer wedding plans. Apparently it is going to be a country themed wedding, because of course it is. Nothing says country to me liked girls who wear $52 eyeshadow and carry Louis Vuitton purses and listen to Lil Bow Wow J Dawg Tiger Dude. And here is what tickles my fancy, everyone is required to bring a date. REQUIRED to bring a date or no entry. Because <i><u><b>that's</b> </u></i>a sure fire way to get people swarming for an invitation! When's the last time I had a date? That's right, NEVER. So I guess I won't be allowed to attend.<br />
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I can actually see either her or my aunt getting super drunk during this wedding and looking like Cinderella in this gif. And if I miraculously find a date I will be recording all of it for "research." MWAHAHAHAHA.<br />
Oh and then she showed us all her Pinterest board which was titled "Somuday." Dear God, why does everyone enjoy screwing with the English language so much? SomUday. Sounds like "Som mooooo day" as if a cow wrote it. With a keyboard!!! As opposed to a typewriter or notepad!<br />
Freaking Pinterest. I'm stalking hers right now and this is what SomUday has on it;<br />
- Turquoise, neon green, and coral wedding jewelery to go with a WHITE DRESS. Ain't nobody got time for classy matching!<br />
- The ring she wants. She already has a ring so I'm confused by this. But the ring is 'george!' Yeah, George, not gorge. THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE!!!!!!!<br />
- A must have 1st dance photo. FRAMED.<br />
- "Simps but ele centerpiece." You can write centerpiece but simple and elegant are words that are too complicated to write. Get out of town!<br />
- Lots of 'prits ides!" I DON'T EVEN KNOW!<br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">- "<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">Maps from where you got engaged, where you got married, and where you went on your honeymoon... SO adorable!" Whaaat? Unless you develop some kind of brain tumor this is not needed! And also not SO adorable! You want to know what's adorable? NOT THIS.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">- "Wheelbarrow wagon." If anyone can explain what this is to me I will send you a cupcake, no charge.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">Honestly that's all I can read. My cousin has been the biggest pain in the ass to me ever since she started hanging out with the kids in my class who made my daily life a living hell in high school after she already graduated about 5 years ahead of them. She is the basic epitome of the type of person I cannot stand. I understand that we are family and we should never talk about our dislike for each other to the outside world. Family problems should stay within the family, blah blah blah. But shouldn't there also be a few rules as to what family members shouldn't do so they don't end up hating each other and never speaking to one another again? Here are a few things I came up with; </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;"><u><b>What NOT To Do If You Want To Be A Good Cousin/Sister/Brother/Person etc.</b></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">1. Make rude and inconsiderate remarks that could stick with a person for years to come.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">2. Hang out with the people who bullied a family member since 7th grade</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">3. Flirt with family members stupid small little crushes. This can make the stupid small little crush ask the crushing family member for their cousins number. And ask if the cousin is dating anyone. And then she will be extremely hurt. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">4. Tell an already depressed family member to go kill themselves</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">5. Lay a hand on a family member just because they don't care for a certain celebrity</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">6. Rip up a family members book because "Reading is for losers" and because "Only losers read." </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">7. Tear down a family members self worth every time you see them. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">8. If a family member is having a good day, make sure to make it even better by calling said family member ugly and remind them that they will never be as good as you and will never be loved.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">9. Push your family member off a bike and then laugh when she starts bleeding out of both her knees and elbow. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17px;">10. Push your 2 year old cousin down the street in a stroller, 'accidently' smash her/his face into the sidewalk, laugh, but then tell your grandparents about how you ran home as fast as you could so you look like a freaking hero.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">11. Make fun of your family member </span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;">in front</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;"> of your friends and also tell secrets about them. Bonus points if said friend has a brother (or sister) in the lame family members class. </span></span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;"> Extreme bonus points if said brother/sister also hates the family member and will use everything they can to hurt the person in a public setting.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">12. Try to drown your family member! Put their head under water and hope they don't come up for air! Who cares if you are 15 years old, this is </span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;">completely</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;"> acceptable behavior!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">13. Tell people at your workplace to eff off. But because you are obviously better than your employees they will laugh at this comment and won't report you. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">14. And even if they did report you, who cares? You're sleeping with the boss anyways!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">15. Big surprise! Boss man and you will have a kid and during your entire pregnancy you will be hormonal as hell which means you can be even meaner than usual and get away with it. Not like there's much you didn't get away with saying beforehand.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">16. Name your kid after one of the most famous classic movie characters of all time and then when someone comments on the movie, scream at them and tell them; "I NEVER SAW THE MOVIE AND I DON'T PLAN TO! MY DAUGHTER IS NAMED AFTER A HOT <b>(MEDIOCRE)</b> ACTRESS!" X_X</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">17. Start dating three different guys while you're also </span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;">canoodling</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;"> with the father of your child.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">18. Father of your child dies before he finds out about this. Gives you all his money, because of course he does.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">19. Make sure your daughter makes stupid remarks just like you and swears by the age of 2! Also, no Disney princesses. We can't have the daughter liking princesses or classic Disney. God forbid!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">20. Being pretentious. We have time for that!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">21. Laugh and make fun of everything a certain family member is into. Your opinion matters.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">22. Talk about a family member and make fun of them with your mother--- texting style! </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">23. Go to your fathers funeral, inherit his money, tell the dead father and his family that you hate them. Leave. </span></span></span><br />
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You know, I actually used to admire this cousin of mine. But ever since I was in 2nd grade I realized that this girl is not a very great person to look up to. I swear if she wasn't pretty or rich she would NEVER be able to get away with half the things she does or says. But because much of society tends to overlook peoples personalities in favor of how a person looks on the outside, she can do or say whatever she wants. Not fair what so ever, but life has never been known to be fair. My mom says that I'm jealous of her, which is not necessarily true. If anything I pity her. She has never really had to work a day in her life and the one time she does get a job, she get's a child out of it along with thousands of dollars. She has also had about a hundred boyfriends in her life (some at multiple times!) But who cares if she's dating another guy at the same time she is dating her fiance? She get's a wedding! And a dress! And cake! What do I get? Just another true story to post about on my blog.<br />
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But I guess I am kind of happy for her to some extent. It is going to be her wedding day and the guy does seem to like her a lot. I really don't have any plans to ruin the most magical day of her life when the time comes, that would be a terrible thing to do and I do not want to be a terrible person. Unless she tries to drown me again, then I may be a terrible person and pull a <i>Memoirs of a Geisha</i> and color on her dress. =PJordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-86820062046875848862014-03-12T20:33:00.002-07:002020-05-06T21:23:19.386-07:00Once Again, This is Not Okay<span style="font-family: inherit;">I was just on Tumblr a few minutes ago (I'm a new Tumblrererererer!) and this somehow surfaced on my Tumblr wall; </span><br />
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Now, this is not okay. People would probably miss whoever wrote this but we can't be 100% sure for we more than likely do not know this person. However, this person needs to know that someone is there for them and they need to know that there is someone out there who doesn't want them to leave this life just yet, even if that person is just a person who came upon this on the Internet. <br />
However, instead of helping this person or communicating with the person who wrote this or sending a message on Tumblr to this person saying "I'm here if you want to talk" someone decided that it would be a tremendous idea to victim blame and reblog it 1,000 times. Shaming someone for their suicidal thoughts is not the way to go. I am not for victim blaming or yelling at someone who has these thoughts and you can very well understand that from the first time I read a stupid response like this which I commented about on this very blog;<br />
<a href="http://waterwater25.blogspot.com/2013/04/what-did-i-just-read.html">http://waterwater25.blogspot.com/2013/04/what-did-i-just-read.html</a><br />
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Here's the response towards the person who is contemplating this;<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">Fuck this post</span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">Fuck this post so much.</span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">You want a “Why not?”</span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your best friend’s older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she’s crying so hard<b> (Here we go...)</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers, in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school <b>(If this person was really a 'best friend' then they should have realized what was going on before this happened. Usually a suicidal person will confront someone before attempting, 40% of the time they will talk to their best friend if they have one. 52% of suicidal people don't have a best friend or even a friend for that matter.)</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home<b> (Friiiiick)</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helveticaneue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">How about the way your father’s eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body </span></span><b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helveticaneue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">(That is a complete abstraction! Maybe this person didn't hang themselves. Maybe they jumped in front of a car or off of the Golden Gate Bridge. Not everyone who leaves this earth does so with a noose around the neck.) </span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you <b>(But what if this person doesn't HAVE a boyfriend? AHHH. This is only getting incredibly more insulting by the minute.) </b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents <b>(The girl who called you a brother? How can this be if said person was a GIRL? In that case they would be a sister, not a brother. You see, I can assume random things too.) </b></span></div>
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helveticaneue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">How about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can’t find a fucking thing to say that doesn’t just float through the air where you should be walking </span></span><b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helveticaneue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">(How about we STOP trying to make this suicidal person feel guilty for thinking badly about themselves by posting stupid things like this. This sentence just made me think about how someone could become Casper and that is the most terrifying thing I've come up with while reading this. ) </span></span></b></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed<b> (This person IS Casper! This is starting to get scary. Imagine the 'sister' going into the dead persons room and they just pop out of the bed and yell SURPRISE! Scarred for life little sister would be.) </b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what’s left of you <b>(This person has a girlfriend and a boyfriend? Um. I don't think society finds that acceptable. Some people can't get either.) </b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">Don’t you dare tell me it won’t change things</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">But without you we do not want them</span><br />
<b><span style="color: magenta;">(Hold up a minute. You cannot get rid of the stars or the sky or the wind or the air or the clouds just because you don't want them. Science doesn't work like that.) </span></b></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">Don’t you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren’t important to us <b>(Who is 'us' and calling a person selfish will more than likely not change their mind. It may actually hurt them even <i>more </i>than they are already hurting. Way to go.) </b></span></div>
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<span style="color: magenta;">So fuck this post</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">and fuck this romanticism of suicide</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;">and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear <b>(What?!?!? I did no such thing! I do believe you may want to talk this problem out with your sister .,stop going on the Internet and writing stupid things like this!) </b></span><br />
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No. This is unacceptable. The person who wrote those words in the black box wrote them in hopes that someone would listen and be there for him or her and placed her words on the Internet in hopes that someone, <i>anyone</i>, would listen. But instead they get a response like this with a whole bunch of other people backing the comment up saying the way this person is feeling is BS. That's not okay and it really makes me mad. Don't write stuff like this. Don't make up stupid assumptions and write them down in a story like format and think that it will help the person reconsider their feelings, because it won't. In most cases tough love also does not work. So how about we stop with the madness and the romanticizing of stupid suicide scenario things based on the fact that it doesn't help! I am very passionate about this subject and am sick of reading stupid things like this. </span></div>
JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-74232293249227331282014-03-11T13:46:00.000-07:002014-04-06T14:36:31.480-07:00Unexpected Things Happen At AuditionsWell yesterday was super fantastic fun!<br />
I went to an audition for a musical and ended up getting my nose broken!<br />
Well not broken exactly, more like spouts of blood came oozing out of my nose after a 6'5 guy punched it with his fists stretched outward during a dance sequence. I am 5'0. Bad idea to put a 6'5 guy next to a 5'0 girl during a dance with twists and jazz hands and punchy fists!<br />
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Now this was a new theatre to me and I never auditioned there before so I wanted to make a good impression and I'm almost POSITIVE that did not make a good impression. And the guy didn't even say he was sorry! Jerk. Instead he was all "Haha, oops!" Yeah, guess what dude? I'm going to oops your face and twist it up horribly in a non-happy manner and it will be twisted so bad that your mother won't even recognize you. And when people ask what happened you can say "I accidentally made this girl at an audition bleed and she didn't take kindly to that so she oops'd up my face! Haha OOPS! " Oops indeed. But instead of killing this guy I decided to keep on dancing like nothing was wrong.<br />
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They dance ended about a minute after that happened, but I guess I wasn't doing a very good job of holding my nose in pain whilst trying to boogie down like the rest of the people for the director asked me what was up as soon as the dance ended. Some people came up to me and asked if I was alright but a lot of them just stood back and they really could have cared less. One older lady even took me to the bathroom and gave me instructions as to what I should do so I don't lose my nose via Voldemort style. I put ice on my nose as soon as I got home, for that was her instruction and honestly it did seem to help and I owe her a great deal and I thank her lots and give her hugs and gummy bears for being so awesome.<br />
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But I give myself credit, I didn't stop dancing and I kept up with them all. Bwahahahaha. But it seems that dancing through the pain didn't matter to the people because I wasn't cast. Friiiick. What makes it even worse is that the guy who caused my suffering WAS. What is up with that? Not cool casting people! Not cool in the least!<br />
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Still, you know what is cool? Going to a musical and throwing a bowling bowl at the guy who swelled up my nose then possibly being banned from the theatre for life! I probably won't do that, but the thought has obviously crossed my mind more than once.<br />
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Overall it is a pretty funny story to tell people though. "Yeah, I auditioned for this musical and I thought I was doing really well until some guy punched me in the nose and I started bleeding. And I wasn't even cast."JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-25298249810305341942014-02-22T13:35:00.001-08:002015-01-25T20:46:05.861-08:00Don't Underestimate UnderstudiesWhen I got up this morning I checked my Tumblr and found this;<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 13px; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This lady's name is Donna Vivino. She was the UNDERSTUDY for Elphaba in the musical <i>Wicked.</i> </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; line-height: 13px; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Jackie </span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 13px; text-align: justify;">Burns was originally cast as Elphaba but sadly had to miss her last performance due to a case of </span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 16.799999237060547px;">viral laryngitis. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 16.799999237060547px;">This is a perfect example as to why when people say "</span></span><span style="line-height: 16.799999237060547px;">understudy's</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 16.799999237060547px;"> aren't as good as the original" you have my full permission to punch them directly in the face. I have seen a ton of wonderful understudy's and let me tell you, all of them were FANTASTIC. Not once have I ever seen an understudy and thought "Oh I bet the originally casted person does way better than this guy!" Never have I thought that. When I saw <i>The Lion King </i>Scar had an understudy that day and he was absolutely wonderful. At a somewhat local theatre production the character of Annie had an understudy perform for her in Annie. And she rocked.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 16.799999237060547px;">Basically don't diss understudies because if you do you are a moron and will look extremely foolish when said understudy who has put up with so much crap from the other actors/stage crew/directors takes the stage and outshines the male or female who is listed in the programme as that character. </span></span></span>JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-24394463183270904822014-02-13T17:19:00.000-08:002014-02-14T17:27:52.079-08:00Let's Talk About TodayToday was absolutely and utterly agonizing.<br />
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I woke up at 7 this morning to find out that my blood sugar was 36 so I had to get out of my bed and go pour myself some orange juice and watch bad music television to keep myself awake. I fell back asleep at 8 then got up at 11 to start getting ready for the terrible day that would come to be.<br />
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And just to get this rant out of the way, my blood sugar has been low all day today which means I've had to drink about 80,000 gallons of juice. Most people tend to adore orange juice but I am getting exceedingly tired of drinking it! I know there is some person out there who is thinking right now "Why doesn't she just have M&Ms to get her sugars up?" and to that person I must kindly say that you do not know what you are talking about. Juice helps me, candy does not. The more you know.<br />
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I was going to an acting audition today for my college and was totally prepared for it. It's a play about murder and crazy murder plays are usually super fun! I've done stuff like this in the past and let me tell you something about horror plays, they never get boring or old. I actually decided on wearing a pink dress and black leggings to the audition to try and stand out, and I thought I looked very nice so that's always a plus. Lord knows I hardly ever feel like I look nice. But apparently if I feel good about myself something bad has to happen. Those are the forever unwritten rules for my life!<br />
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So I go inside the theatre and say hello to everyone and after five minutes I step outside again. Why? Because the younger generation of misfits who call themselves directors and stage managers would not allow me to audition or even read from the script as a stand in. I am giving them the biggest thumbs down right now as I type this. I couldn't audition because, and I quote;<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">"We already have the two </span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">girls we want for the parts picked out. I cast them yesterday. We aren't gender swapping in this play. Better luck next time. Bye."</span></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b>(I'm sure my face resembled this guy's during that lovely lecture of importance.)</b></span><br />
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Did they for real in reality just tell me that I couldn't audition because I'm a girl? Because all the girl parts have been cast already despite the fact that the auditions were scheduled for TWO DAYS? Because there's no gender swapping in this play? I think there's a law against such idiocy somewhere out there in lawyer world! To the neanderthals who are running this little play; if I do some digging and find some information based on how bogus you are when it comes to organizing this thing you are going to look foolish and that will be your own fault entirely. You completely wasted my time and made me angry. A person is not to do both of those things within the same hour, <u>especially</u> when it involves me! It is also not recommended to make a huge scene out of your wrongness and sexism in front of five other guys.<br />
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About two hours later these people posted the cast list. It came as no surprise that the two girls who were cast were the "directors" girlfriend and the girlfriends best friend. Because that is totally not playing favorites or anything!!! Ugh! Maybe <i>I </i>should get a boyfriend who's a director. Then maybe <i>I'll </i>get a lead in a freaking play, or at least be cast in one! When people do stuff like this it infuriates me beyond reason. Yes, life can be unfair but this is total BS and I just want things like this to stop happening in the world. It's stupid and mean and completely ridiculous and uncalled for. It's not like this was a SAG production. It's a play written by a former student and put on/casted by a younger generation of simple minded imbeciles!!!<br />
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About an hour later my mom came home to tell me that her and my grandmother will be going on a bus trip for work to Indiana on April 11th, which is the day my birthday happens to fall on. She kept yelling at me about how this would be a good opportunity to explore the world. Yes. Because I wish to go to Indiana on my birthday and sit in a hotel room by myself after riding on a bus with some old lady's for two hours. For the record, these old lady's are my dads friends and they just so happen to exist to purely irritate me beyond belief. These are the types of questions they ask me every time I'm in the same room with them;<br />
"Are you done with college yet?" <b>(Yes.)</b><br />
"What are you going to do noooowww?" <b>(Jump out of this bus and hope I don't break my leg whilst doing so.)</b><br />
"Who's the former guy in your life?" <b>(To have a former guy you would have to have an old-former guy and yeah, none of that's ever happened so this question only makes me want to vomit on your face.) </b><br />
"When are you going to start working with us?" <b>(When are you going to LEAVE ME BE?!?!?) </b><br />
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So I'm not going. No way. I'd rather be alone on my birthday and cry tears of sadness than ever be on a bus for one minute with these people. But at least my mother had the decency to inform me beforehand on how my birthday this year was going to play out.<br />
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And then there's tomorrow.<br />
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But who knows? Maybe because today went so badly tomorrow will be the only Valentine's Day where I don't accidentally hurt myself!<br />
<br />JordanLR7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16752151377778746970noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-435157580688836721.post-15076370889624067772014-02-02T17:31:00.000-08:002015-01-25T20:49:08.932-08:00Super Bowl 2014 Recap<br />
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<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Martin Sheen and some other peeps r</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">ead the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: inherit;">Declaration of </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;">Independence</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">before the Super Bowl </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">because as we are all aware, a 200+ year old document is TOTALLY related to football.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Queen Latifah sang America The Beautiful, not our National Anthem. Please get this straight American citizens. Why they chose Queen Latifah is something I shall ponder on another day.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Renee Fleming was amazing as she always is and rocked our National Anthem.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">FOOTBALL TIME. RAWR. FOOTBALL! Because all football fans say RAWR. It's a thing. </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">Incase you are like me and only learned yesterday who was playing, it is the Broncos vs. the Seahawks. The Seahawks are the ones with this guy on the team. Take note, he was a communications major.</span></li>
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<li><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">I think this calls for a life lesson, if you can believe anything is possible! Just look how well this man communicates!</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Coin toss. Some past quarterback guy is flipping the coin. You would think if he was a quarterback once upon a time he would be able to afford his own coat and not have to borrow his wife's. He also messed up the coin toss. Way to go furry coat guy. </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Car commercial.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Car commercial.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Car commercial.</span></li>
<li>Stephen Colbert will never convince me to buy pistachios.</li>
<li>A car commercial featuring people slow clapping for some reason.</li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">M&M commercial. I kind of liked this one.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Coca Cola commercial. It made me mad but not so much that I will tell people to start speaking American. No matter what Twitter tells you, American is not a language.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Halftime Show. Bruno Mars man, stop trying to be Phil Collins! I dislike this band greatly. Some of their songs are ok but none of them are worthy of my ipod. Red Hot Chili Peppers could have sang something better than </span></span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Give It All Away. </i></span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Next year I want to see Fleetwood Mac. Make it happen.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Seinfeld reunion! </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Jaguar commercial with Tom Hiddleson. Tom Hiddleson is the best.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Downton Abbey time. I don't understand anything that's going on. Something involving touchdowns and how the Broncos are doing poorly.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Puppy commercial! EEEEEEEK! The horsey and the puppy are friiieeendddssss!!! I don't even drink beer but the adorable level was completely not ok. </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 18px;">Oikos yogurt commercial with the three men from the Full House cast. I didn't see the commercial when it aired but saw it beforehand so if this does not go with the timeline I apologize. For the record, I don't like Oikos yogurt and I really REALLY don't like Full House. The only reason any person should like Full House is because it gives them a reason to laugh at how unbelievably ludicrous it is. </span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 18px;">"Great game right?" NO. Most predictable game ever. As in t</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;">he Seahawks played like Gryffindor’s while the Broncos played like Hufflepuffs.</span></li>
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