The Fear

Music: The Fear- Lily Allen

I am not a person to ever admit what I am afraid of. I learned in the past that admitting your fears tends to make people use them against you and that is precisely why when asked I tell people that I don't have any which is a complete lie.
My biggest fear? Spiders.
In the past 24 hours I have seen SIX count it SIX spiders. Last night one was on the computer room's wall. I hit it with a magazine after almost having a heart attack. Apparently Mr. Scary Spider didn't want to meet death yet so instead of dying like a normal spider it decided it would be fun to hang out on the computer cords behind the desk.

Finally I had to get my flashlight out so I could see the little loser and murder it but it moved onto an area I couldn't reach so instead of death, Mr. Spider had to face a screaming 21 year old and a slamming door.

TONIGHT after I let my dog back into the house another Mr.Spider decided to follow my dog back in! It was VERY LARGE! AND EVIL! It went under the kitchen cupboards which is an unreachable place and caused me to scream and freak out. Luckily this spider wasn't very smart so he came out after 5 minutes, probably annoyed by my screaming and I smooshed it with a sandal! Take that evil spider!

What exactly is the point of this post you may ask? Admitting my fear and to inform the internet that spiders are little demons.