Stupid Solicitors!

Music: Paper Planes by M.I.A.

I knew I shouldn't have picked up my house phone. Everyone who is important shows up on my called ID so if the phone rings, there's a very high chance it's either some telemarketer or some long lost family member asking for money(more than likely number one,lol)

So for some odd reason, I picked it up today... thought they would tell me I won a million dollars or something like that lol. But here's how the conversation goes...

Me: "Hello"

Spanish Telemarketer (ST): "Hi, I am calling from blahblah company and I would like to do a survey" (in Spanish)

Me: "Sorry, I'm not interested, and what the heck are you saying!"

ST: "Oh, you speak no Spanish? Do you have adults in the house? Is your mommy or daddy home?" (Broken English)

Me: "No, you can talk to me."
ST: "I'm sorry, we really need to talk to an older person who's 18 and over. Maybe we'll call again ok little girl?"

So, I got insulted and insisted that he was a moron and that I can obviously speak nothing Spanish but then I got suckered into doing the survey which they promised would take 5 minutes which turned out to be atleast 40 or 45 min long. That was a waste of 45 minutes of my life that I will never get back! Stupid solicitors!

"All that Jazz"

Hi again!
So my choir class has been watching the movie Chicago for the past 3 days now and we just finished it today. The movie was pretty great though not the best musical movie I ever saw. I just got kind of annoyed with the lead character (Roxie Hart portrayed by Renee Zellweger). Apparently Roxie is a starstruck idiot who's main goal in life is to be on stage yet she can't act and people thought she was fabulous. No. Just no. Her husband wasn't much better or as I like to call him "Mr. Cellophane" (lol) his song lasted 8 minutes I kid you not, I timed it! It is so long! Really the moral to the movie was that you can get away with murder and become famous (post awkward looking face here).

Ok that moral isn't totally true, the movie is basically about media sensationalized criminal trials and how the public can't get enough of them and how the two main characters (Zellweger's Hart, and Valma Kelly portrayed by Catherine Zeta Jones) will do whatever it takes to get their 15 minutes of fame. 

 But really the people who died in this movie, "they had it coming."

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

I just want to get something off my mind right now. Seriously I have no idea why people are comparing these two books. They have completely different characters and completely different storylines from what I hear. I havent read Twilight but alls I can say is that all of you fans who are like BLAH BLAH BLAH EDWARD IS SO HOT I LOVE HIM U MUST READ THESE BOOKS! Firstly I do not understand how you can find a non- living character hot, possibly the actor whos going to play him in the movie but not exactly the character for he is FICTIONAL! I mean liking people who are real is sooooo last year! If I have to hear one more person say that to me about Edward I think my head is going to explode! They are two different books why cant people except that why is it always competiton? So many people in my school are reading Twilight right now and I still havent read it yet, but then next time I go to Walmart or something I think I'll buy it just to see what all the excitement and fangirling is about. 

In other fascinating news I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I read it when I first got it and finished it in 15 hours. So all those who knew I was reading it and I told you I wasnt going to be online until I finished it and that I wouldnt be reading your comments because you might spoil me so if you sent me spoiler stuff bwhahaha! 

As for the Half Blood Prince movie coming out, I cant believe they pushed the date back! I have seen all of the movies how dare they push the date back! That decision is just stupid in my opinion! There are probably like a billion people who feel the same way but still its not coming out till next year on July 17th! Whoever came up with that idea is on crack! 

Sorry :-(

So Im writing to say sorry to all the people keeping up with this blog (which is no one at the moment that I know of) for not writing lately.

First and foremost the reason why I havent wrote is becuz I threw my back out last Tuesday. I was getting ready for school and then I suddenly couldnt move so I called my mom whos like OKAY WE'LL GET U TO A DOCTOR! So my grandma drove over and took me to the hospital (driving like a maniac!) where I met my mom and dad. After I signed in to the ER 2 people asked me questions and took my temp and blah blah blah. They werent the funnest people ever. For example:

One a scale of 1 to 10 whats the pain

Me- 15

Her- The scale doesnt go up that high or is on the list. Please pick a different number

(rolling eyes)

Well then lets tell that to my back shall we? So after all of us were stuck in the waiting room for an hour and 45 minutes without anyone checking on me or anything my dad was super mad and he called the urgent care center where nobody was so me,my mom and dad drove there.

Im at the urgent care center and they checked for kidney infections and Xrays, come to find out I just pulled a huge muscle in my back and they gave me tylenol with kodene for the pain and let me tell you that stuff makes me very sleepy. So I basically slept until Friday when I went back to school and was invisable again.*

Changing subjects:

In choir class Friday (Halloween) we watched The Nightmare before Christmas. Let me tell you if you want to watch a disturbing movie watch that. The main character is the fruitiest bipolar person ever invented!

Lastly if Im not on for a while its because my AOL isnt working....again. But thanks for reading!

+Harry Potter+

So I just started reading the Harry Potter books in like the end of November. I am now reading the last and sadly the final book, The Deathly Hollows. Well today some girl who has already read the book starts babbling off the names of all the characters who die which really ticked me off! Thank god I wasn't really listening to her or else I would have probably murdered her! I read another chapter a few minutes ago and cried when one of the characters died though Im not going to tell u who in case you are one of the people who haven't read the series yet! The books may be long but they are really good and I do hope that someday you'll read them if you haven't already.

I can now understand why J.K. Rowling is the second richest woman in England. Her books are fantastic and she's an amazing author!

In case you are wondering, here's the list of the books I liked in order:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- Sixth favorite. Sure, it introduced me into the Harry Potter world but honestly I thought some of the later books were better.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- Fifth favorite

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- First favorite! It actually introduces one of my favorite characters in the series.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire- Seventh Favorite.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Second Favorite. A lot of people say this one makes Harry seem emo which is kind of true considering a lot of kids have never been through the 'dark teenage years' but if you ignore Harry's constant emo-ness the story by itself is great and this is where a certain crazy death eater comes into place.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince- Third favorite. Everything about this kept you on the edge of your chair while reading!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Fourth Favorite but sadly the last book. =( I don't see Rowling making any new additions to the series, but we'll see.

I'm not sure who my favorite character is because I truly like most of them. Bellatrix is awesome, but I think I only like her because Helena Bonham Carter plays her in the movies. Hermione is the type of person I'd want to be. Luna is awesome and pretty quirky as well. Lupin is probably my favorite teacher, but I also really like Snape. Dumbledore is amazing and wise and whenever he appears you just know everything is going to be okay. Umbridge is horrible. Lucius is terrible. Draco's a snotty little brat. Voldemort's pretty sucky as well. That's all I have to say about this for now.

Have a nice day!!!

School RANT!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this week was fun (major sarcasm). Lets see on Thursday I had this weird British sub teacher who was all like "Hurry children we musn't be late to my class! Tallyho!" And I'm pretty much getting ignored by all my teachers for reasons unknown! Here's how basically all of my classes went;
Me: Mr./Mrs. _______ I have a question

Teacher: *Just whistles and walks away.*


Then this Friday I was actually having a good day until POLITICS CLASS! Yeah so my teacher is all like READ ALOUD THE LAWS YOU WANT CHANGED AND WE WILL BE SENDING THEM TO THE SENATE .... or something like that. Yes, because the senate is going to have time to read through a bunch of laws a bunch of high schoolers in nowhereville Michigan want changed. It's not like they have anything better to do!

So I read my aloud and the two laws that I wanted to change which were the legalization of marijuana usage in hospitals and the right to bear arms. So after I read them some jerk in my class starts freaking out over how EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO USE AND GUN DURING HUNTING SEASON and some other stupidity and my teacher is all like ITS NOT YOUR LAW! (technically it's not MY law either, I'm just writing down these things for a grade.) so then this kid goes on a rampage about how he didnt say anything (which is true, he pretty much SCREAMED IT) and blah blah blah and to "just ignore it." So Im just like "No I would really like to hear your opinion on these issues so I can get another viewpoint." and he didnt  have anything to say after that so obviously hes an idiot.


But anyways after that we're typing our laws up on the computers in the library and I raise my hand to ask something;
Mr.__________ I have a question!
Teacher: HANG OOOOOOONNNNNN! THIS GIRL OVER HERE IS WAITING FOR ME TO HELP HER! HER QUESTION IS SIGNIFICANT!
Me: Oh. okay....

5 minutes later he never comes back and helps me despite the fact that my hand was in the air. Whatever. I figured it out. Yeah too bad my school doesnt have atleast one teacher to help me when I need it but are always there when I understand everything! But I'm getting all A's so its good.


Im also in choir and we had a concert this Friday where we sang to the elementary students songs that were completely mellow and not jazzy. The most fun songs we had were ABBA and those really werent that fun and I doubt these kids have ever even heard of Abba let alone a Fernando before. But the day before the concert my teacher finds it to be a WISE idea to switch places with this one girl in the middle row (and Im in the front center because I'm only 4'11) and she never even gave me a reason as to why! Apparently she couldnt hear the girl who I switched places with so she switched us. I wouldnt really have minded so much if the girl wasnt like 5'7 and if I wasnt put next to the two worst singers in class who throw off my pitch but the concert I guess went alright. Maybe she just switched me because I was the only one she could hear in the front row which is doubtful.  I really don't know but there must be a reason for her doing that. Anyways I'm off to go get my dog from outside! See ya!

Rain

So it has been raining since Friday. The town I live in is completely drenched with water and I don't live anywhere near an ocean or have any boat so this is actually very horrible considering today is SUNDAY!  I have soccer practice today at  6 until 7 and my dad just calls 10 minutes ago and goes HA HA I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT AT PRACTICE! Man this did not make my mom happy at all! She used some very choice words about how stupid it was to have practice today and I cant say I blame her, although I do love my soccer people! Well I got to go considering I'm about ready to get pneumonia! Give me happy thoughts while I'm out there drenched and you are in your warm houses laughing at the idiots out in the down pore!