Books

I basically just did this as a collage project along with several others after some kid in my class said that books were lame and Jane Austen never existed. No books are not lame, sure some are A LOT better than others but if you think that every single book sucks me and you need to have a serious talk. And if you think Jane Austen is just a figment of your own imagination I weep for you.

Some of my favorite books:

AWWWWWW!

This has to be about the most adorable thing I have seen all year so I couldn't resist posting it here! Feel the love! <3

Lunch Date with Grandmother

Never again am I going out in public with my split-personality grandmother. NEVER. Why do you ask? Well for one she drinks alcohol like there's no tomorrow and the second reason is she acts really awkward in public and when I say awkward I mean worse than Kanye West interrupting the Grammy's awkward because she takes everyone down with her.
Example from today;
Me and her went to this store sale where she volunteers-so she can essentially make an appearance and show off. That part was fun, for once she didn't verbally attack me and boss me around or flaunt herself off in public (there weren't any guys around so that could be a logical reason why as well.)Well done grandmother!

Then she tells me that we are going out for lunch at a bar/restraunt thing I've never been to before which I thought would be really cool. And this is where everything falls apart. After putting on her mardi-gras beads which she keeps in the car for who knows why, she waltzes into this restraunt. So I ask her "Hey we need to wait and be seated don't we?" she completely avoids me, walks straight forward twisting her head in every direction like the exorcist trying to obviously find someone or, I'm sorry, "find a table" while Im just standing there looking something like this;

So then she turns the corner to the right and I follow her which was a big mistake on my part considering she wasn't finished being psychotic yet! Then there was this guy who works there around my age and he was giving her the same look as me, then he calmly turns to me, gives me a dude- I- feel-sorry-for-you look, and asks both of us"Do you need a table?"

My grandmother then thought it would be fun to completely ignore him and walk out the door causing me to
have to profusely apologize for her. Her response when I met her back
 in the car was; "It's too busy. You'll take me someplace else."

Will I? Can you guarantee that I will take you someplace that does not involve psychiatric treatment?
Of course she can! She's the one that's driving! We ended up going to McDonald's which I'm personally not a fan of but because she likes it I went there because I'm a good person. Again, big mistake, but this time it wasn't just her fault!

When I was trying to get a beverage of iced tea out of the soda machine a bunch of soda water fills my glass and if you have ever had soda water you know that it's not the best tasting stuff in the world. So as I'm emptying my glass and rinsing it out with water a man who's at least 45 years old comes up and hugs me! Note that I do not know this man and I am highly uncomfortable with people I do not know touching, let alone hugging me. This is how it went down:
-Guy hugs me, my look >8/ -
Moronic Guy: Sara! I haven't seen you since last October baby!
Me: Ummm I'm not Sara. You must have me confused with someone else...
*In my mind* "WTF! Release me at once or I will literally stab your eyes out with this bendy straw!!!
Moronic Guy: Are you sure?
*No, I'm not sure dude, I am obviously not mentally stable enough to know what my name is!*
continues: Because we used to "do things" remember?
Me: Seriously you have me confused with someone else. I'm only 20.
Moronic Guy: My bad!
>leaves to go sit down at his table with his CHILDREN!<

That was very...unusual. Who just randomly goes up to people, gives them a hug, then directly reminds them that they used to "do things" right  infront of their children?! That is not proper or appropriate in any situation! If it was a 'flirting technique' it was beyond creepy and would not land him a date with any female no matter how desperate they are.

Thank the Lord my grandmother was in the restroom when this happened or I may have died a little on the inside.

But then she comes out and blantantly points at the creepy guy and tells me in her not so quiet voice; "That guy is white trash!" Thanks for pointing that out grandmother, because frankly I always find it a swell idea to shout secret insults while pointing!

As horrendous as this day sounds, I did live.

And We're Waiting...

As a lot of people who know me in real life know, I am going into theater and voice over. As silly as it may sound I've always wanted to be an actress ever since the 3rd grade when I got the role of '"The Orange Blossom Express" at my towns community theater which is sadly no longer around.  Last week on Wednesday I sent in my very first head shot and a letter (as stated by the directions) to a television show based in Burbank California which was looking for new talent and although I live in Michigan they stated that this wouldn't be a problem if someone was an outsider like me, from a small area in Michigan...how that works I do not know.

 So I'm just keeping my fingers crossed all goes well. I really don't have any high hopes of getting in but it would be such a cool opportunity if I somehow did. XD

Sorry it's such a short blog post. I have to study for my college classes and honestly nothing exciting has really happened as of lately. Then again, I have a cold and haven't really been feeling all that well and have been taking meds and sleeping. Hopefully this cold will go away by at least Friday. I'm sick of feeling stuffy.

Let Da Worz Of Laminess Begin!

^ For the record it hurt my head to even type that title. Also for the record, these are all true things that someone wrote. I don't even think I'm creative enough to come up with some of these. More will probably be added in the future because let's face it, people think typing like this is the cool thing to do nowadays and frankly, that disturbs me greatly.

Here we go!

Like fo a TBH && don't get maid if you don't like it.- Fo is not a word. TBH I am guessing stands for to be honest? And I don't even know how I could possibly 'get maid' for I do not have a working maid permit.

 Huave 1 class thrustday and than the other on mondays and wensdays- The words Thrustday and Wensdays made it for me.

I got admit i got to admit i felt bad cuz of wat u said cuz i did luv u.. but den u thought to myself i u (You thought to myself?0_o)  can claim some other guy ur man why shouldn't i.. shit if u dont care why should i.. i hate fake ppl! Fuk it i dont need anyone to be happy.. just live my life at large and not giv a fuk cuz being to nice can kill u so... - I feel that this is supposed to be a song lyric. Or a death sentence. Either way can someone please explain to me what they are carrying on about?

I'm a take responsibility 4 bring'n it bakk they rap'n wit hostility mean'n they wakk... but then again i feel em know'n dat they up against a nigga just like myself that'll kill em.- Yes. Kill their brain cells quite possibly!

Hes da type of GANGSTA ive been lookiin for & yes yull gett slapped iif yuhh lookiin HOE!! - This one has to be my favorite so far. I am apparently a hoe because I am looking for a type of gangsta. Lol!

went to da sto' wit alz my peepz fo sum chippz- That's great! I went to the store once when I was in third grade just like you! Bad memories... =P

A conversation about the fools of people talking correctly in the english language:

Word yo. Dat shiz driv me krazy

wut eva beaaatch

Itz bitchez getz it corrected foooo!

...Maybe in 1984 if I was quoting Mr. T this conversation would be normal!

Yuh Soo Stupid Whyy Would Yuh Write On Wall & den put Dha Numbera Uqqhhh Soo SLOW But I Still Lovee Yuh MARiE .- I feel sorry for you Marie.

Dear justin bieber,
whyy are yuh so cutee(: lik fo'reals
wen i cee yuh name or yuhr face i think to myself omg justin bieber n sumtimez i scream it to.! So dee reason for diz is well stop being so cutee( :! Jk dnt do dat.!(: i luv yuh.!- This is just full of so much fail it's unbelievable.

Eish guyz, they is nothin datannoyz me, lyk a strange hu calz me with dffnt namez, dat i dnt knw,th so- calld, bo-malebogo, tsotso! e.t.c eish! Whts!! wrong with dis typ of men- Calm down Shirley. My question is what is wrong with your hand? Is it broken so much that you can't spell correctly?

Sooo therez diz qurl nd she iz obsessed wit meh nd i dnt lik her i jst wanna be friendz wit her buht she wanna be more dan friendz buht i dnt wanna hurt her wht do i do!!! xO- Kill her. With a knife. A BIG knife.

Layn on da couch watchn a movie wid my bby gurl ;) I so luv lil momentz lik diz gots Mommyswag- Mommyswag? That's a new one- one that I will try to forget ever reading.

boutah go tu da mall wait on diz hurricane imma be one of da last few left fresh iz hell lmao lik seasson # ×_× fried- Ummm there are a few things wrong with what you are about to do:
1. Going to da mall during a hurricane- not smart
2. If you were the last few people left on earth it would be a sad, sad day.

iM sO tIrEd oG dIz bItChZ aLwZ iN mY sHt LiK bItCh gEt yO oWn LyFe n bAk dA fUk oFf mInE aLrEaDy sHhTt fUk U bItCh n yO fAkE aZ fRnDz . . fUk a bItCh- I lIke To TaLk LyK dIs To MaKe A PoInT aNd SoUnD sTuPiD.

R keLLy dayZ we WAs pissIN oN heR bHUt u WifEd heR REd liGHt gREEn lIGHT hoMIe waT iT b'z liK taK a looK diZ iZ waT deM g'z liK$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$COKE BOYz- Ah yes, the good ole coke boys. Boys who sell coca cola for money.

  

Feelin like fukk it mufuckaz B frontin dnt jakk 2 me diz shit aint nuttin my nigga lik fukk dat letz get 2 da money N im still smokin drinkz steady comin laughin at u 4 thinkin i wuz dummy u funny- I have no reaction towards this except: